A poem about blankets

1. 2023-02-21 at 6:18 AM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   I put you on and I got too got hot
   
   I took you off then I got cold again
   
   
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2. 2023-02-21 at 6:30 AM UTC

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   lockedin Tuskegee Airman
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3. 2023-02-21 at 1:09 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Warm and cozy just like a sheep
   when wrapped around I'm ready to sleep
   almost like being back in the womb
   Here we lay in my bedroom
   
   soft to the touch I feel your embrace
   I rub your fibers against my face
   none could know the bond we share
   silkened strands and soft horse hair
   
   Then when it's dark and none are awake
   in my hands my nob do take
   jerking off into your fleece
   thinking of my young step-niece
   
   Although 15 is all she is
   it's legal in poland so here's my jizz
   absorb it all my loving blanket
   until tomorrow when again I'll wank it.
4. 2023-02-21 at 1:12 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Warm and cozy just like a sheep
   when wrapped around I'm ready to sleep
   almost like being back in the womb
   Here we lay in my bedroom
   
   soft to the touch I feel your embrace
   I rub your fibers against my face
   none could know the bond we share
   silkened strands and soft horse hair
   
   Then when it's dark and none are awake
   in my hands my nob do take
   jerking off into your fleece
   thinking of my young step-niece
   
   Although 15 is all she is
   it's legal in poland so here's my jizz
   absorb it all my loving blanket
   until tomorrow when again I'll wank it.

   
   doesnt rhymeth as much as it should.
   
   try using olde english.
5. 2023-02-21 at 1:13 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny doesnt rhymeth as much as it should.
   
   try using olde english.

   
   
   
   Not all poetry is supposed to rhyme.
6. 2023-02-21 at 1:47 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
   
   Not all poetry is supposed to rhyme.

   
   yes because not all poets are good.
   
   
7. 2023-02-21 at 2:14 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes because not all poets are good.
   
   

   
   Another talentless critic...
   
   Which parts do you feel don't rhyme?
8. 2023-02-21 at 2:16 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Another talentless critic…
   
   Which parts do you feel don't rhyme?

   
   most parts
9. 2023-02-21 at 2:16 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   sheep -sleep
   womb -bedroom
   embrace-face
   share-hair
   awake-take
   fleece-niece
   is-jizz
   blanket-wank it.
   
   They all rhyme, maybe your Engrish is failing you?
10. 2023-02-21 at 2:20 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson sheep -sleep
    womb -bedroom
    embrace-face
    share-hair
    awake-take
    fleece-niece
    is-jizz
    blanket-wank it.
    
    They all rhyme, maybe your Engrish is failing you?

    
    how does womb even rhymes with bedroom.
    
    your english must be broken.
11. 2023-02-21 at 2:20 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Aluminium
12. 2023-02-21 at 2:21 PM UTC

    #12
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how does womb even rhymes with bedroom.
    
    your english must be broken.

    
    Um womb ...(bed)room...
    
    If you don't think that rhymes then yes, your Engrish is failing you
13. 2023-02-21 at 2:26 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um womb …(bed)room…
    
    If you don't think that rhymes then yes, your Engrish is failing you

    
    englishman must be prnouncing english differently.
14. 2023-02-21 at 2:26 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Instigator Aluminium

    
    delirium
15. 2023-02-21 at 2:27 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
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16. 2023-02-21 at 2:29 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny delirium

    
    Chingchongian retartedness confirmed.
17. 2023-02-21 at 2:32 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Chingchongian retartedness confirmed.

    
    whats wrong with it.
18. 2023-02-21 at 2:32 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Do a poem about duvets.
19. 2023-02-21 at 2:37 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    duvets are gay
20. 2023-02-21 at 2:51 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Instigator Do a poem about duvets.

    
    Years have passed and the blanket is gone
    aged and crusty it rode off to the sun
    A new love found to replace the old
    Just as warm it expels the cold
    
    fluffy and voluminous it's attributes abound
    when head is under it cuts out the sound
    of neighbors above grunting and grinding
    and demons can't get you while in it residing
    
    the name of this love is hard to define
    even harder is to find a rhyme
    but I'll encapsulate it in a cuvette
    The love in question is my new duvet
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