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Has a air hand dryer ever actually dried your hands?

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    These dumb fuck boxes that are common place in all modern public restrooms have never once in my life managed to actually dry my hands.
    I'll hit the button 2 or 3 times and all I will end up doing is allowing myself to be annoyed having just listened to this loud bull shit box.
    Very often public restrooms have towel dispenser as another option as if they know these air blowing hand dryers dont actually work.
    If they don't work then why the hell are they in every public restroom?


    On another note I did once see a hand drying station in a run down public park once that was an actuall towel which was sewn together into a big loop and run over a roller which had a handle you would turn to get a dryer part of a dirty towel to use.
    The towel would just be used over and over I guess...
  2. #2
    not only they dry my hands but they also dry my hairs.
  3. #3
    Kafka sweaty
    The new models are effective but I never use them and just dry my hands with toilet roll.
  4. #4
    Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    All the homeless people broke them and they don't use paper towels since covid so there's just a sign that says "use your pants" which is probably gonna be removed because people leave used needles in the cracks of the sign/wall and shove old condoms in the gap and tag graffiti all over it
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  5. #5
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka The new models are effective but I never use them and just dry my hands with toilet roll.

    Same. Only reason I ever use them is when it looks like I've pissed my pants so need to dry off the front of my trousers.
  6. #6
    Ill use you're head as my hand dryer opey. When I tell you.ti give me head just come over and I'll dry my hands on it

    Youlle be like my own personal genie and hand trowel all in once
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    expected you to have your cock out in the reflection

    missed opportunity
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  8. #8
    Originally posted by aldra expected you to have your cock out in the reflection

    missed opportunity

    no need, its already dangling rent-free inside of you're head
  9. #9
    Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no need, its already dangling rent-free inside of you're head

    I'm pretty sure nobody is thinking about OP's penis right now as far as it takes to response to something mentioning it second handed and if you presss the issue you will be guiilty of your own claim
  10. #10
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
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  11. #11
    Originally posted by Twinkie the kid I'm pretty sure nobody is thinking about OP's penis right now as far as it takes to response to something mentioning it second handed and if you presss the issue you will be guiilty of your own claim

    aldra is thinking of it constantly.
  12. #12
    Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    and you are thinking of him which means you shoudl be charging rent
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Twinkie the kid and you are thinking of him which means you shoudl be charging rent

    im communist
  14. #14
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I always just kick them and rip them off the wall

    Works good too my hands are usually dry after the 5 min it takes me to rip the thing off the wall.

    Although now that I think of it I'd love one in my bathroom. Also I wanna get a bidet
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  15. #15
    cigreting Dark Matter
    those things blow shit particles all over your hands fyi
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    They've successfully dried my crotch area in the pub/bar toilets when I've been so drunk i'd dribbled piss all over my pants.
  17. #17
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Rape Monster

    I thought he loved golden showers
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  18. #18
    Autoerotic public toilet golden showering , ahhh YEAHH

    *Blood flow increases*
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    These dumb fuck boxes that are common place in all modern public restrooms have never once in my life managed to actually dry my hands.
    I'll hit the button 2 or 3 times and all I will end up doing is allowing myself to be annoyed having just listened to this loud bull shit box.
    Very often public restrooms have towel dispenser as another option as if they know these air blowing hand dryers dont actually work.
    If they don't work then why the hell are they in every public restroom?


    On another note I did once see a hand drying station in a run down public park once that was an actuall towel which was sewn together into a big loop and run over a roller which had a handle you would turn to get a dryer part of a dirty towel to use.
    The towel would just be used over and over I guess…

    Yes, I've also used them successfully to dry my crotch when I've drunkenly pissed myself.
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