2023-02-17 at 5:10 AM UTC
I'm posting them here because they're precious.
"Once upon a time, there was a girl named Mona who loved nothing more than solving mysteries. One day, she stumbled upon an old, dusty book at the library. As she opened the book, she was transported to a strange and spooky world where she found herself face to face with some of the scariest monsters she had ever seen.
But Mona was no ordinary girl - she was Mona the Vampire. With her trusty sidekick, Fang, a pet bat, by her side, Mona was determined to defeat the monsters and solve the mystery of how she ended up in this strange world.
As she journeyed through the dark and eerie forest, Mona encountered all sorts of creepy creatures, from giant spiders to headless horsemen. But she remained brave and determined, knowing that she had to find a way back home.
Finally, after many terrifying adventures, Mona discovered a magical portal that would take her back to her own world. With Fang by her side, she stepped through the portal and back into the safety of her own world.
As she closed the book, Mona knew that she would never forget her incredible adventure in the spooky world. And she knew that, no matter how scary things might seem, she would always have the courage to face her fears and solve any mystery that came her way."
2023-02-17 at 5:12 AM UTC
"Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Lily. Lily loved to play outside and explore the world around her. One day, as she was walking in the woods near her home, she saw a beautiful butterfly fluttering about. Lily followed the butterfly deeper into the woods until she came to a clearing.
In the center of the clearing was a large, majestic tree that towered over everything else. As Lily approached the tree, she saw that there was a swing hanging from one of its branches. She climbed onto the swing and began to sway back and forth, feeling the gentle breeze on her face.
As she swung higher and higher, Lily felt her worries and fears begin to slip away. She closed her eyes and let the rhythm of the swing lull her into a peaceful sleep. When she awoke, she found herself back in her own bed, feeling calm and happy.
From that day on, Lily would often visit the swing in the woods to find peace and comfort. And even when she wasn't there, she could still feel the warmth of the sun on her face and the gentle breeze in her hair, reminding her that she was safe and loved.
The end. Sleep well, and sweet dreams!"
2023-02-17 at 6:25 AM UTC
chat gpt made me tacos one time and then made me swear to not tell anyone we hung out
2023-02-17 at 1:11 PM UTC
Alexa can't even turn my fucking lights on the first time I ask..it always takes like 2 or 3 times and even then the dumb fuck will turn a fan on half the time.
2023-02-17 at 1:12 PM UTC
How do you make it take its top off? I can only make the bing bong bot slut out
2023-02-17 at 1:26 PM UTC
How the fuck does "turn lights on" sound like "turn fan on"
Dumb fucking bitch...it's no accident it's a woman's voice they use.
Then every now and again it will ask "In the interest of learning did I turn the correct device on"...and I say "no you fucking didnt you dumb bitch" and it says "thanks for your feedback".
Jesus wept.
2023-02-17 at 2:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
How the fuck does "turn lights on" sound like "turn fan on"
Dumb fucking bitch…it's no accident it's a woman's voice they use.
Then every now and again it will ask "In the interest of learning did I turn the correct device on"…and I say "no you fucking didnt you dumb bitch" and it says "thanks for your feedback".
Jesus wept.
Just beat it against the wall until it works again
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2023-02-17 at 2:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by Rape Monster
Just beat it against the wall until it works again
So treat it like one would any woman?
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2023-02-17 at 2:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Haxxor
So treat it like one would any woman?
It worked for millennia.
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2023-02-17 at 2:29 PM UTC
When I was a kid I had an old TV with aluminum foil wrapped around the rabbit ear antenna to make it work again
2023-02-17 at 2:34 PM UTC
The only way forward for society is to go backwards.
2023-02-17 at 3:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kafka
I will continue posting feminist threads but I don't argue with men who hit women, I hit them first.
Periods aren't feminist, men can get them too
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