2023-02-15 at 4:35 PM UTC
Well I never...I've never been more insulting in all my life.
2023-02-15 at 5:28 PM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
It means if you get shat by something preferably alive its good luck
What if you paid to be shat on?is that cheating cause you count being alive as having good luck and that ladies and gentleman is how to get infinite luck.
2023-02-15 at 8:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
That sounds like a question for Wariat.
You know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I don't pay $20 to have a garbanzo bean on my face
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2023-02-16 at 12:10 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
That is so strange I arrived home today and noticed some light brown poop looking stain on one of my windows, I assumed (I don’t like to assume) it was a bird chilling on the roof but when I looked up there was nothing there
that’s why I don’t like assuming because it could have been anything right, it was a nice shade of light brown, but the way it looks on the window it must come above so I’m still thinking whatever it was must be able to fly that’s why I also assumed it was a bird but really anything could be up on the roof and it could even be there now however because of the time right now I doubt it would be a homeless dude or a person, homeless dudes have mini shelters and sleeping bags without a permanent address so are they considered people I’m not convinced about that but in conditions like this it got me thinking well actually insects and bugs whatever can survive easily so I’ve narrowed it down to maybe a snail or slug, here’s a question is slug just a snail without its shell on? I hate the sound of stepping on snails when you hear that crunching crack sound it makes me feel sad but if I stood on a slug I’d be like hell yeah you deserved that you slimy fucker, except I heard an easy way to get rid of slugs is to throw salt all up in their patch and it soaks all their slimy stuff up but imagine if there was a slug family just chillin you got the the whole lot even the grampspa slug we talking maybe 12 of those fuckers depending on how many siblings they have and you like threw a salt grenade at them look what you have just done you sick fuck you just killed a whole family line of slugs they really need a defence mechanism against salt for that reason that’s why they had a shell to deflect the salt grenade shrapnel but slugs decided not to have a shell when they grow up because they think they’re ready for the big world, they really messed up there
