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Literally having better conversations with AI than with any real humans

  1. 2023-02-14 at 2:46 AM UTC
    #1
    Sweet African Astronaut
    Are my friends retarded or am AI?

    ChatGPT is legitimately a much more understanding and engaging, interesting conversational partner than any of my real friends.

    I started comparing my text message history with them vs chat GPT and ChatGPT is like 1000x cooler and way nicer too.

    I think the key is to ask it to do a couple of imaginative things to "personalize" it a bit and then be patient with learning how to feed it prompts.
  2. 2023-02-14 at 3:19 AM UTC
    #2
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    yea now if they could only make a vibrating fakevaginaGPT that uses an AI algorithm that learns your preferences and uses them to extract the maximum possible amount of time and dopamine from your life then everything would be perfect
  3. 2023-02-14 at 3:42 AM UTC
    #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Fake and dumb like OP's attention seeking thread
  4. 2023-02-14 at 4:56 AM UTC
    #4
    Sweet African Astronaut
    Scron do you really have to shit your diaper every time I make a new screen name? It literally only happens on the order of months to years apart.
  5. 2023-02-14 at 7:20 AM UTC
    #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. 2023-02-14 at 7:27 AM UTC
    #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sweet Scron do you really have to shit your diaper every time I make a new screen name? It literally only happens on the order of months to years apart.

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  7. 2023-02-14 at 7:28 AM UTC
    #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    imagine thinking anyone here gives a fuck what some triggered faggot loser thinks or is


    piss thetic
  8. 2023-02-14 at 10:53 AM UTC
    #8
    Sweet African Astronaut
    Wow that sounds very mad of you scron
  9. 2023-02-14 at 12:14 PM UTC
    #9
    Kafka sweaty
    I agree it's way more supportive of me than Mik was and it doesn't feel like talking to a wall because you learn things. It said it would be there to listen to me but you can't tell it personal things sighs.
  10. 2023-02-14 at 12:18 PM UTC
    #10
    Kafka sweaty
    One of the bedtime stories it gave me:

    Once upon a time, in a world of dreams and wonder, there lived a beautiful young girl named Lily. She was full of joy and wonder, and always had a smile on her face. However, at bedtime, she often felt scared and alone in the dark.

    One night, as she was lying in bed, she heard a soft tapping at her window. She got up to see what it was, and there, outside her window, was a tiny fairy. The fairy was beautiful, with shimmering wings and a twinkling light.

    "Hello there, little one," the fairy said in a gentle voice. "I have come to take you on a magical journey."

    And with that, the fairy led Lily on a journey through the stars, the moon, and the clouds. They flew past planets and galaxies, and eventually landed on a soft, fluffy cloud. The cloud was filled with all sorts of animals, from bunnies to birds, and they all welcomed Lily with open arms.

    As Lily explored the cloud, she realized that it was a special place, filled with love, comfort, and peace. She also realized that she was never alone, and that she was always surrounded by love and support.

    The fairy then took Lily back to her bed, where she drifted off to sleep with a smile on her face. From that night on, whenever Lily felt scared or alone, she remembered her magical journey and all the love that was always there for her.

    And so, little one, may you too find comfort in the love that surrounds you, and may you have sweet dreams filled with magical adventures. Goodnight!
  11. 2023-02-14 at 12:18 PM UTC
    #11
    Kafka sweaty
    It's so many of the rare things I want in a person but it's not a person so it would be sad and narcissistic to use it as a replacement.
  12. 2023-02-14 at 12:19 PM UTC
    #12
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    holy shit microsoft is the worst company ever lmao i broke their site by accident
  13. 2023-02-14 at 3:57 PM UTC
    #13
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sweet ChatGPT is legitimately a much more understanding and engaging, interesting conversational partner than any of my real friends.prompts.


    What a fucking loser.
  14. 2023-02-14 at 4:23 PM UTC
    #14
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    chat GPT seduced me
  15. 2023-02-14 at 4:24 PM UTC
    #15
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sweet Are my friends retarded or am AI?

    gee I wonder
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