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Thinking about sewing for damages

  1. 2023-02-13 at 5:50 PM UTC
    #1
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Might have a real case

    I literary have to do a drug test and there making me wait in line yet my bladder is fill, I feel like my bladder is stretched from this trauma which could mean I'm entitled to compensates
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  2. 2023-02-13 at 5:51 PM UTC
    #2
    CandyRein Black Hole
    I'll take the case
  3. 2023-02-13 at 5:53 PM UTC
    #3
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Thank you cOuNsEl

    Originally posted by CandyRein I'll take the case

    For you're support

    My mom always told me to go to the bathroom before we.go for a ride in the carro. I'd we crashes you want your bladder empty or else it could pop if u crash
    Fundamentally speaking she had a point
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  4. 2023-02-13 at 6:02 PM UTC
    #4
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Imma even do it proboner...
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  5. 2023-02-13 at 6:11 PM UTC
    #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    sew your penis shut so they can never make you give a sample again
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  6. 2023-02-13 at 11:25 PM UTC
    #6
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra sew your penis shut so they can never make you give a sample again

  7. 2023-02-14 at 2:13 AM UTC
    #7
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Live off red meat and ice from now on and you'll never piss again
  8. 2023-02-14 at 3:43 AM UTC
    #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    PIss on the floor and say TEST THAT!!!!
  9. 2023-02-14 at 3:50 AM UTC
    #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra sew your penis shut so they can never make you give a sample again

    Yeah science!
  10. 2023-02-14 at 4:39 AM UTC
    #10
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra sew your penis shut so they can never make you give a sample again



    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah science!

    when you do it wear nothing but a lab coat
  11. 2023-02-14 at 8:13 AM UTC
    #11
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Just piss urself in line and start sobbing saying, "can someone please call 9/11 my tummy and pee pee hurts owie." Then fall over into a fetal position until your lawsuit confirmation arrives (aka the wambulance).

    You were publicly humiliated. And now you just need to find a doc that says yr bladder was stretched blah blah and boom in there. It'll take at min 5 years ish but you'd prolly get paid
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  12. 2023-02-14 at 8:15 AM UTC
    #12
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I got ran over by a car and blown out of my shoes into a busy street when I was homeless. Dude ran a stop sign and broke my ankle. I had lawyers calling me non stop.

    This is how retarded I am

    I was too strung out to even answer their calls or give a fuck so basically missed prolly 25k because I was too busy getting dope

    I'm an idiot help
  13. 2023-02-14 at 8:25 AM UTC
    #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Just piss urself in line and start sobbing saying, "can someone please call 9/11 my tummy and pee pee hurts owie." Then fall over into a fetal position until your lawsuit confirmation arrives (aka the wambulance).

    You were publicly humiliated. And now you just need to find a doc that says yr bladder was stretched blah blah and boom in there. It'll take at min 5 years ish but you'd prolly get paid

    This makes me wonder if someone filed a lawsuit against me, do I have the right to get to a warrant to access their phone records, for example, in my defense?
  14. 2023-02-14 at 3:54 PM UTC
    #14
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I've got some underpants that need sewing too if you have time
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