2015-07-22 at 12:49 AM UTC
I don't fuck with banks, but I do fuck with walmart which is perhaps just as bad, but it's simple enough and it's all I need. I have the prepaid money card with them and simply take my paychecks there to stand in line with the niggers and general riff-raff to get my check cashed and displaced onto my card at my choosing. The last time I went, the worker that I dealt with was clearly new and not sure what he was doing, so I'm surprised it took me so long to check what I thought maybe..MAYBE had happened.
I had my check for $700 of which I told the guy I wanted $200 put on the card (so I could pay my cable/internet, electric, and phone bills online, and I wanted the rest as cash. He was fussing around trying to figure out how to do that, ran my card, put in the $700 and asked me to confirm it on the little pad which I did, then he acted confused and just restarted the process, this time doing what he should have done the first time which was to just cash my check entirely and then take 200 from that and put it on the card. So yeah, if you haven't figured out what I'm getting to here, it's that he literally put $700 on my card, started over, DIDN'T CANCEL IT, and then proceeded to put another $200 on my card and give me $500 cash.
I just stumbled upon a free $700 and it makes me want to buy strippers and cocaine but I'll probably just go buy some beer. Anyway, THANKS WALLY WORLD!! XD XD
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2015-07-22 at 1:04 AM UTC
Fuck that... Call up an escort and get some meth. Compliments of Walmart.
2015-07-22 at 1:10 AM UTC
use the money to buy some drugs in bulk and start a home based business
2015-07-22 at 1:59 AM UTC
they have coolers with wheels on them, you should hitch a dog to one and walk the earth, making your fortune
2015-07-22 at 2:15 AM UTC
Lol oh shit son buy a quarter ounce and go nuts
2015-07-22 at 8:16 AM UTC
Nigga, Walmart done did my mom a solid, too. Them iijuts done gave her thirty more 60mg morphine than she was supposed to have. I'm telling' ya, she about had a heart attack. She dropped to the floor, started speaking in tongues, and praised holy jebus for prosperous multitudes and gracious blessings. Halelujurr
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2015-07-22 at 9:02 AM UTC
Ugh, poor people and the signs that they're going to stay poor for the rest of their life. This is pitiful.
2015-07-22 at 2:52 PM UTC
Ugh, poor people and the signs that they're going to stay poor for the rest of their life. This is pitiful.
You've still never mentioned what it is you do for a living. And yes, as long as I am depressed and not taking medication, I will probably remain "poor." That's how it works, and I've never denied that. We don't all have our shit together while surrounded by fat stacks like you, John Smith.
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2015-07-22 at 8:34 PM UTC
Hey, I like free stuff and understand the joys of it. A free $700 would feel pretty sweet even for me.
You know, there's a good chance the guy that made this mistake will get fired. You could have avoided it if you had quickly told him of his mistake. He works at Walmart, he's even poorer than you are. Don't you feel guilty? Well, in that case, you're really in no position to feel indignation.
2015-07-22 at 9:33 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
The card will be charged back for the amount once the audit detects it.
2015-07-23 at 3:25 AM UTC
Err... didn't you get $900? Plus the cash?
EDIT: Err.. I guess only $700 of those were free though. I derp'd. Nice haul anyway.
