2023-02-08 at 11:58 PM UTC
I think you have to call her bluff and literary get on a salmon plan make a deal with the cannery and literary have her whole entire room filled like a hoarder shack but with the packets of salmon and capers so that way it's just basically her a salmon pantry.
So much dead meat in her room that she cannot sleep on the bed there's no way to get to that and then she will have to go and get in your bed but this is where you have to be strict or otherwise she will make you continue filling the rooms with salmon, tell her NO- no more salmon until you finish what's in your room
Wat.u think delerium tremens
2023-02-09 at 12:07 AM UTC
LOL She probably don't eat that can stuff, only fresh caught wild salmon.
2023-02-09 at 12:38 AM UTC
If she won't put out, open all the cans at once.
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2023-02-11 at 2:40 AM UTC
I haven't felt like talking to GG last few days. We spoke a little today, and kissed a bit.
My mom didn't like the way I've treated GG since the last fight, and says if I don't want GG as a GF I should keep her as a friend since she isn't able to take care of herself.
2023-02-11 at 5:59 AM UTC
GG is 41, soon to be 42 in April. Apparently my mom went into her room while we were away, and found her wish list. It's the sort of thing teenage girls write. Among other things it has "have children" on it.
I think GG did it partially to practice her calligraphy. I got her a few different calligraphy sets over the two Christmases.
My mom couldn't read the cyrillic script on it obviously, but she sent it to someone who could (which I know is super creepy). They basically said GG sounds like someone who has mental issues. And because of that my mom wants to hold onto GG.
I've felt over and over before I can't get rid of GG even when I want to, then I'm glad I still have GG around. Maybe I need to be realistic and settle.
But when GG goes on about how she wants kids, but then won't let me fuck her without a condom, that's real fucking hard.
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2023-02-13 at 12:24 PM UTC
I can't wait till I find the right person for me
2023-02-13 at 3:14 PM UTC
is this entire thread just about a time someone grabbed 3 salmon packets but put 1 back?
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2023-02-13 at 4:12 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
OP,
Your antics make me lol.
Now, how bout you come visit and Ill get you together with a girl at the Ohio State Fair.
First you can pop her balloons and then you can pop a can of pop and after that you can fuck her but she won't be a virgin.
BUT SHE WILL HAVE BABIES.
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2023-03-19 at 12:29 AM UTC
Dumped GG in a dramatic way at a bus station in Paris. I'm currently on a bus, heading home alone.
Every day of this holiday she started a fight about something. Today it was that some black yank girl asked me to take a photo of her in the Louvre.
She felt like I did too much for the black girl by taking her photo, for instance I crouched a little. In this she was making out that I acting like a spastic for her. She later started crying, and I bought her some ice cream to try to raise her blood sugar, but she just kept whining all evening and wouldn't leave me alone, despite me begging her to. Eventually I waited till she was distracted and got away from her.
She's currently alone in Paris.
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2023-03-19 at 4:49 AM UTC
Once you give them a tablespoon fill of your soy sauce they ALWAYS come crawling back
2023-03-19 at 4:56 AM UTC
My mum left me for dead in Paris before, it's something I'll never forgive or forget. Did you at least leave her with money? If not you're a murderer.
2023-03-19 at 4:57 AM UTC
aldra
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2023-03-19 at 5:01 AM UTC
It freaks me out how lucky I've been in avoiding danger, it makes me think I have a guardian angel.
2023-03-19 at 12:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump
Dumped GG in a dramatic way at a bus station in Paris. I'm currently on a bus, heading home alone.
Every day of this holiday she started a fight about something. Today it was that some black yank girl asked me to take a photo of her in the Louvre.
She felt like I did too much for the black girl by taking her photo, for instance I crouched a little. In this she was making out that I acting like a spastic for her. She later started crying, and I bought her some ice cream to try to raise her blood sugar, but she just kept whining all evening and wouldn't leave me alone, despite me begging her to. Eventually I waited till she was distracted and got away from her.
She's currently alone in Paris.
you left her alone in the land of rapefugees ?
shes gonna get gang raped by a gang of viril rapefugees and then your gonne be sorry you left her and decided to keep her and then 9 months later shes gonna give birth to middle eastern looking baby.
or babies if your unlucky.
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