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Fona's Sick Day

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Hi guys.
    My cat Zoey kept me up all night being a lil bitchmeow.
    Anyways, I wasn't feeling very well but got out of bed and dressed for work.
    When I went to eat something I became winded and felt nauseous.
    Next thing you know I'm puking in the toilet and decided to just stay home.
    I laid in bed while 3 men came in the house to handle my fiancé's dishwasher which is broke again.
    Only got out of bed a half hour ago because I had a telemedicine appointment so that I could get a doctor's note for school.
    Anyways, hope all of you are doing well.
    TTYS
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  2. #2
    Sounds like you had a nasty egg or something.
  3. #3
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Fona got a new house and cars. Time to man up, no time for sickness and ask the boss for overtime. Just messing with ya Fona, congrats on getting a house.
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