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ATTN: Bill Krozby The Hotdog Dreamer
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2016-03-04 at 4:43 AM UTC
Funny how you'd like to give a failure 20k *cough faggot cough*
lol i do have accountability, I have accountability over myself. I don't need your fake help dipshit
basically all this thread has proven is that I have a bunch of petty hecklers that act like women
Kiss my ass faggots
I'd like to help a failure get on his feet. All you need to do is post a business plan and...
that's it.
If it's a sound plan, I will fund your plan to become financially independent. That's all it will take. You are on Shark Tank and I am your VC investor. Just show me that it will work and I will finance it for you. I am going to die soon and I can do some good. Now stop trying to act "hard" and do it or admit that you've got jack shit. -
2016-03-04 at 5:25 AM UTCI already have my business plan all drawn out
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2016-03-04 at 5:30 AM UTC
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Fuckboy. /thread -
2016-03-04 at 5:37 AM UTC^handsome and well tanned individual
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2016-03-04 at 5:42 AM UTC
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2016-03-04 at 5:45 AM UTC
^handsome and well tanned individual
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2016-03-04 at 5:51 AM UTCk
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2016-03-04 at 6:16 AM UTC
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2016-03-04 at 6:28 AM UTCWhen I was 15 I had the biggest boner for kim deal
shes to dyky for me now though
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2016-03-04 at 6:36 AM UTC^fuckboy
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2016-03-04 at 6:45 AM UTC
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2016-03-04 at 6:50 AM UTCCome on kids this is getting sad.
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2016-03-04 at 9:03 AM UTC
^fuckboy
whatever you gotta tell yourself you stupid cuck
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2016-03-04 at 9:44 AM UTC
whatever you gotta tell yourself you stupid cuck
The reason you keep using that buzzword is because your slut girlfriend exposed herself to me with zero effort. You got cucked, bitch. Kek. I'll choke her on my Arizona-Tea-can-sized dick the next time I'm in town, bby. -
2016-03-04 at 9:59 AM UTC
I'd like to help a failure get on his feet. All you need to do is post a business plan and…
that's it.
Bill Krozby seems incapable of putting together anything beyond his greenday and my chemical romance playlist so let me offer some assistance.
Phase 1: Crowdfunding
- Get mom to transfer 20,000 dollars into bank account. Don't forget February rent, too.
Phase 2: Acquisition
-Overpay for new hotdog stand and equipment
-Acquire Business Liscense
-Get inspected by food health and safety.
-Realize you just spent 20 grand on a hotdog business, you're committed now.
Phase 3: Execution
- Sell hotdogs at 5 dollars a pop
- Realize how many hotdogs you must sell to repay your mother 20,000 dollars, accounting for cost of product itself.
- Wake up every morning knowing you have to deal with drunk assholes, the homeless, the weather, thiefs, health inspectors, bad yelp reviews, all with a smile.
- Avoiding the increasingly present thought that maybe this was a bad idea, while adding mustard to a customers hotdog.
- Avoid suicide
This is a basic outline, and generally a good start I think.
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2016-03-04 at 10:16 AM UTCVariable cost:
Beef franks - $1.40/unit (at $5 a pop, he is selling at a premium price, make no mistake)
Buns - 40c/unit
Condiments and misc dressings excluded.
Fixed costs:
Refrigeration: approx $500/mo
Employees for a 24hr business, so say he works 1 shift 7 days per week, and has people covering 8 hrs each. $8 an hour. $3584/mo.
This is before accounting for payroll taxes, and benefits if he just hires like 4 people at 20hrs a week. Rather than 3 full timers.
At $5/unit, Bill Krozby will need to sell something north of 156 of his expensive ass hotdogs to even begin breaking even of his fridge each month. This is before accounting for taxes. He will need to sell 1250 hotdogs a month to break even on his employee's payments. That's 42 hotdogs a day to begin breaking even on the stand. And I am being conservative on these costs, excluding condiments, license fees and taxes and so on. This is excluding stuff like Bill Krozby paying himself even a minimum wage salary, and mommy continues to pay his rent and living costs.
If Bill Krozby pays himself minimum wage $7.25 per hour for 8 hours a day, 7 days a week (56 hrs), the numbers go up to an est. cost of around $5630/mo. Bill Krozby will have to sell approx. 1800 hot dogs a month to begin breaking even and paying off hiscuntmom each month.
Also keep in mind that Austin, TX has something north of 8000 seperate locations from which you can buy hotdogs and Bill Krozby is entering an insanely saturated market, where you go to your favourite dog vendor, as a newcomer. -
2016-03-04 at 12:13 PM UTCThe hotdogs don't grill themselves so you have to power the grills, too. I assume a wagon drives around so you have to buy gas as well. I don't know your laws but you probably need insurance for your vehicle.
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2016-03-04 at 2:16 PM UTCI'd invest 100k in his stand but only if he cooked me Polish brautwursts laced with meth for free every morning
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2016-03-04 at 4:08 PM UTC
I'd invest 100k in his stand but only if he cooked me Polish brautwursts laced with meth for free every morning
Bratwurst is German. -
2016-03-05 at 6:09 AM UTCOpen a crib leg bag stand where you sell shots of robitussin and beedrills
