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I'm in a weired spot.

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Monday I start 1st shift at my job.
    I lose my shift differential which really sucks but the woman needs help and requested it so....
    Besides, she makes considerably more money than I do now.
    Still though, I have found myself quite torn up at the thought of adjusting.
    Also, we bought a Lincoln.



    And by we I mean her.
    Next week she wants to combine bank accounts.
    I'm busy trying to break in Chinese boots and need to find time to clean the piss traps and molest my dishwasher.

    I'm looking into home defense options and I can get this for $1600.



    I think my girlfriend would look sexy AF shooting people with it.

    Anyways, my life is flip turned upside down and if you ever google street view Fresh Prince of Bel-Air's mansion you are sorely disappointed by the shitty as neighborhood and the fact the entire house is blocked by bushes.

    https://www.google.com/maps/place/Fresh+Prince+of+Bel+Air,+251+N+Bristol+Ave,+Los+Angeles,+CA+90049/@34.0599377,-118.4888877,3a,75y,267.51h,88.33t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sFeauVNkUj8CAdTDCP2_6Wg!2e0!7i16384!8i8192!4m5!3m4!1s0x80c2a34daafab0cb:0x8b551b5b4dfadb90!8m2!3d34.0599548!4d-118.4893506
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    are you allowed to buy a legal gun
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    Ghost Black Hole
    admit you stole that low rider
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol dude ur so fucked.

    How many loans do u dumbasses have now? And enjoy getting raped of everything youve ever owned/loved when she decides you suck and you realize a prenuptual agreement woulda been a better choice.

    I hope that doesnt happen but, statistics say it will.

    Ill just atodaso you like i did bradley
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I don't personally know but I've heard that Thompson's are actually kinda shitty, people usually just want them because the old gangster movies had them prominently used. Buy an AK, probably find one much cheaper.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you probably don't want an AK for home defence unless you want to teach your neighbours a lesson too
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by aldra you probably don't want an AK for home defence unless you want to teach your neighbours a lesson too

    Well I know Im not looking to shoot into my neighbors house.
    At the same time it must have it least a 30 round capacity.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Fonaplats feels emasculated becuz his bitch is the breadwinner. So he bought an assault weapon.
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    jerryb African Astronaut
    Best home defense is a shotgun and way cheaper than that. You don't need 30 rounds, 1 to the chest with a shotgun at close range will end it.
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    Originally posted by jerryb Best home defense is a shotgun and way cheaper than that. You don't need 30 rounds, 1 to the chest with a shotgun at close range will end it.

    how many home intruders have you shot.
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    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how many home intruders have you shot.

    Zero, we don't have much crime here and thieves know everyone is armed. I've shot plenty of animals and have put down cows for people with a 22. Distance inside a house is very close and a nigga ain't going to survive a shotgun blast.

    To add, your average guy is not a trained SEAL operator, he will be scared and shaking. A handgun or rifle will increase the chance he will miss unlike a shotgun.
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    Originally posted by jerryb Zero, we don't have much crime here and thieves know everyone is armed. I've shot plenty of animals and have put down cows for people with a 22. Distance inside a house is very close and a nigga ain't going to survive a shotgun blast.

    many people survive shotgun blasts.
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    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny many people survive shotgun blasts.

    Sure they have, humans tougher than people think. I bet most of them where not shot a close range and probably with bird shot. Go shoot something vinny with a 12 ga. with 00 at 10 feet and get back to us.
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    Originally posted by jerryb Sure they have, humans tougher than people think. I bet most of them where not shot a close range and probably with bird shot. Go shoot something vinny with a 12 ga. with 00 at 10 feet and get back to us.



    urges the one who have never shot anyone.
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    jerryb African Astronaut
    Vinny why you always got to be opposite on every subject. I have no desire to kill anyone. Why do cops use shotguns when entering a house, because it works.

    Damn Jiggaboo taking weekends off, he's the only one that can keep up with ya. lol

    I do like ya vinny but unlike some here I got other shit to do.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    dam dude wen did u get ann eskalde
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    Welcome back to daylight
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