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  1. #61
    Ghost Black Hole
    hey just got an order from management they want liek 10 minutes of sex noises for a sex scene, I did the male part already i just grunted for 10 mins if you wanna send me a clip of you ill just splice it over the other and call it a day
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  2. #62
    Kafka sweaty
    Idk I'm annoyed because she's acting like we work for her and already had this artwork made so she had a game in mind beforehand and wouldn't accept any other ideas. I'm fine with doing her game because I'm only there to network but it's meant to be fun and it isn't.
  3. #63
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol
  4. #64
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Use it or get left behind

    why dont you use it and show us how far ahead it propells you.
  5. #65
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka They didn't like my first idea of explorers travelling to parallel worlds to uncover the history of humanity and they have a limited time to gather information before they're trapped in the worlds. They keep changing elements so I'm lost now.



    Originally posted by Kafka Idk I'm annoyed because she's acting like we work for her and already had this artwork made so she had a game in mind beforehand and wouldn't accept any other ideas. I'm fine with doing her game because I'm only there to network but it's meant to be fun and it isn't.

    you really need to have a plan down before you start working on it, especially when you've got a bunch of people working on different moving parts
  6. #66
    Ghost Black Hole
    I'm a big fan of fill in the blanks lists & boiler plate code aka copy paste and fucking with shit



    might rename my zombie game to KAFKA WIND and you can't do shit about it
  7. #67
    Ghost Black Hole
    You still haven't said what genre/engine. I think thats most important before any asset. This is from another program I use , they have preset code so the game can be topdown or sidescrolling. I think UNITY has something similar



    make it like star tropics


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  8. #68
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra you really need to have a plan down before you start working on it, especially when you've got a bunch of people working on different moving parts

    I shouldn't have let her brief the new programmers privately in a voice call. I thought it would be simpler but she could have told them we were doing anything since I was the only other one who hadn't deserted. Or maybe it's fine since conflict could have scared them off.
  9. #69
    Ghost Black Hole
    when you "meet the team" for real

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  10. #70
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Fucking bosnians
  11. #71
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    every startup needs a director of warcrimes
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  12. #72
    Ghost Black Hole
    The attitude of immigrants annoys me. They aren't even leftist, pakiman is a literal communist that doesn't give a shit about anything besides banning money and pol potting white & they all vote that way because hurrr durr brownman, fucking racist small brain xenophobic fucks need to get invaded. Send them home to fight, don't send me to SLAVA UKRAINE GO DIE FOR PEACE WHITE MAN
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  13. #73
    Kafka sweaty
    Ok I acc need help can't think of what the main character and boss say to each other, I'm not feeling aggressive today.
  14. #74
    Kafka sweaty
    Eek she asked if we wanted to go for drinks tomorrow. I really thought she'd had enough of my brain fog.
  15. #75
    Kafka sweaty
    It's just us going bcus the others are busy or working remote. I'm not having a panic attack.
  16. #76
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Do you have a job or is this all u do? No wonder ur constantly homeless or wtf ever u do
  17. #77
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I've wanted to get into game dev in the past but I know I'd just get bored and not care enough to keep going after a few weeks

    at best
  18. #78
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    had plans to make Concentration Camp Tycoon, like the old rollercoaster games, where you could choose from multiple different countries that had different tech trees and shit, like the Germans rounding up the J'ews vs. the US rounding up the Japs, then score based on keeping them alive and preventing escapes
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  19. #79
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by aldra had plans to make Concentration Camp Tycoon, like the old rollercoaster games, where you could choose from multiple different countries that had different tech trees and shit, like the Germans rounding up the J'ews vs. the US rounding up the Japs, then score based on keeping them alive and preventing escapes

    Id fund that
  20. #80
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Id fund that

    I wouldn't recommend it, I'd probably just spend the startup cash on drugs and not finish the game
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