My team needs a programmer ASAP

1. 2023-02-04 at 11:45 AM UTC

   #1
   Kafka sweaty
   I won't go into details here, our programmer just abandoned us. You have to have Discord and be up for a two days of stress.
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   • CandyRein
2. 2023-02-04 at 11:49 AM UTC

   #2
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   how many euros are you willing to put down
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   • CandyRein
3. 2023-02-04 at 12:22 PM UTC

   #3
   Kafka sweaty
   We just got two programmers but the invitation is still out.
4. 2023-02-04 at 12:30 PM UTC

   #4
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   lol dork
5. 2023-02-04 at 12:50 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   Good for that programmer, if I had to work with you I'd abandon ship too.
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   • Balloon Man
6. 2023-02-04 at 12:57 PM UTC

   #6
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   you'd need to at least specify the language
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   • Incessant
7. 2023-02-04 at 1:36 PM UTC

   #7
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by aldra you'd need to at least specify the language

   
   C#
8. 2023-02-04 at 1:40 PM UTC

   #8
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   lol, that still gets use? don't think anyone here does much with MS languages, though it's pretty much just their version of Java so it's probably not hard to jump over
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   • Sudo, 
   • Incessant, 
   • lockedin
9. 2023-02-04 at 1:42 PM UTC

   #9
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Hey FOLX I'm thinking about getting into programming what's a good language I should start with
10. 2023-02-04 at 1:42 PM UTC

    #10
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    PYTHON
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11. 2023-02-04 at 1:44 PM UTC

    #11
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    assembler
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    • lockedin
12. 2023-02-04 at 1:51 PM UTC

    #12
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    actually no, only half serious
    
    
    if you're interested you should at least read about assembler to get an understanding of how a processor works, but yeah if you just want to build stuff python's not a bad place to start given how much current code and documentation is floating around
13. 2023-02-04 at 2:18 PM UTC

    #13
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Rofl your 'team' shut the fuck up kafka
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14. 2023-02-04 at 2:25 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I'll do it if all for free if OP posts a pic of her butthole
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    • jerryb
15. 2023-02-04 at 2:26 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    im on it fkafuynk
16. 2023-02-04 at 2:28 PM UTC

    #16
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

    Originally posted by Rape Monster I'll do it if all for free if OP posts a pic of her butthole

    
    U have a butthole problem bro
17. 2023-02-04 at 2:42 PM UTC

    #17
    Kafka sweaty
    It's a sinking ship two people have deserted and one is having a meltdown. I'm trying to hold it together by making a goal to try my best instead of finish it.
18. 2023-02-04 at 3:12 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Kafka It's a sinking ship two people have deserted and one is having a meltdown. I'm trying to hold it together by making a goal to try my best instead of finish it.

    
    I hope you fail miserably
19. 2023-02-04 at 3:17 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    THAT DEV TEAM SOUNDS MORE LIKE A SINKING SHIP TO ME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    
    this comes with all the models i think btw
    
    https://www.unrealsoftware.de/game_stranded2.php
    
    it's no AAA call of duty but it was one of the first games i modded, it easy
    
    
    
20. 2023-02-04 at 3:21 PM UTC

    #20
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why does that remind me of WATCH YOUR BACK HUNTER