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Big Spy Balloon spotted over America

  1. 2023-02-03 at 8:47 AM UTC
    #1
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The Department of Defense announced on Thursday they have been monitoring a suspected Chinese spy balloon floating over the state of Montana for over two days.

    Brig. Gen. Pat Ryder told NBC News, “The United States government has detected and is tracking a high-altitude surveillance balloon that is over the continental United States right now.”

    Ryder went on to say once the US Government was notified about the floating balloon they immediately started to notify officials in Montana to protect sensitive information.

    The balloon is the size of three school buses
    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/02/biden-refuses-shoot-suspected-chinese-spy-balloon-hovering-montana-days/

    It's visible with the naked eye.



    Embarrassingly it may have been first spotted by citizens, not by the trillion dollar US defense establishment.
  2. 2023-02-03 at 8:51 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    inb4 it's their own weather balloon that they lost track of

    not sure why the Chinese would even use balloons for this; their surveillance satellites are able to track and trace individual vehicles
  3. 2023-02-03 at 8:55 AM UTC
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    Ghost Black Hole
    instead of tracking every person doing a litty tiktok and bugging their smartphone now they can see farms and roofs.

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  4. 2023-02-03 at 8:55 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    also, just use the autocannon? unless it's floating above the max altitude of modern fighter jets I guess
  5. 2023-02-03 at 1:06 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra inb4 it's their own weather balloon that they lost track of

    not sure why the Chinese would even use balloons for this; their surveillance satellites are able to track and trace individual vehicles

    freedom of navy-gay-shun

    a baloon is closer and more obvious i suppose.
  6. 2023-02-03 at 2:52 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    they don't want to shoot it down because it might kill a cow when it falls.
  7. 2023-02-03 at 3:01 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson they don't want to shoot it down because it might kill a cow when it falls.

    excuses.

    they can blow it up into dusts, the problem being they dont have this capability or fortitude.
  8. 2023-02-03 at 3:03 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny excuses.

    they can blow it up into dusts, the problem being they dont have this capability or fortitude.

    Or the inclination..it's a $10 balloon, not worth wasting a $200,000 missile on it. As if the chinks don't have a dozen spy satellites over the US anyway
  9. 2023-02-03 at 3:12 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson it's a $10 balloon, not worth wasting a $200,000 missile on it

    So basically the US Military isn't doing anything about the balloon because they're so competent?

    Cope.
  10. 2023-02-03 at 3:13 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump So basically the US Military isn't doing anything about the balloon because they're so competent?

    Cope.

    No, as mentioned it's not worth the effort and risk of falling debris..for a $10 balloon.
  11. 2023-02-03 at 3:16 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    It's just a fucking weather balloon folks, talk about paranoia
  12. 2023-02-03 at 3:18 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Or the inclination..it's a $10 balloon, not worth wasting a $200,000 missile on it. As if the chinks don't have a dozen spy satellites over the US anyway

    teles-cope



    avid armateur ass-stronomer and british man couldnt tell the difference between high earth atmosphere and low earth orbit.

  13. 2023-02-03 at 3:18 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's just a fucking weather balloon folks, talk about paranoia

    with solar panels.

  14. 2023-02-03 at 3:20 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny with solar panels.




    Yeah, to power the weather station hanging from it.

    China man thinks solar panels = SPIES!!!!

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  15. 2023-02-03 at 3:30 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    Yeah, to power the weather station hanging from it.

    China man thinks solar panels = SPIES!!!!




    british man think common baloons have solar panels.

  16. 2023-02-03 at 3:31 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    british man think common baloons have solar panels.




    British man said *WEATHER* balloon, not "COMMON" balloon.
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  17. 2023-02-03 at 3:33 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Imagine being so scared and paranoid of a weather balloon you want to shoot it down
  18. 2023-02-03 at 3:39 PM UTC
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    jerryb African Astronaut
    I have to go with Jiggaboo on this one and call weather balloon. It would be a real shitty way to gather intel if it can't be guided, hell you can look at US military installations on google earth. lol
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  19. 2023-02-03 at 3:56 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    And again...they have spy satellites with MUCH more sophisticated cameras and monitoring equipment on them.

    Fucking spy balloon indeed
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  20. 2023-02-03 at 5:42 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    “It is a civilian airship used for research, mainly meteorological, purposes. Affected by the Westerlies and with limited self-steering capability, the airship deviated far from its planned course. The Chinese side regrets the unintended entry of the airship into US airspace due to force majeure,” the spokesperson said in a statement.


    US believes China doesn't have control over movements of suspected spy balloon and it relies on jet stream

    uughhh ya think???

    ...fucking dumbass Americans making themselves look even more stupid
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