2023-02-01 at 4:12 PM UTC
Wow, so funny! I'm sure the people affected by this news story are really tickled to hear you laughing. Maybe next time you should think twice before you find the misfortune of others so amusing. And lastly, your sense of humour is about as funny as a dead skunk.
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2023-02-01 at 5:12 PM UTC
Today, I stand before you to celebrate a great victory – the victory of those with lives over those without. We should be appalled at how some people waste their lives away by obsessing over those who have the courage and drive to follow their dreams and make something of themselves. We should be afraid of the unfunny and unproductive lives these people live and recognize that they are the biggest losers in all of history. Let us never forget that life is meant to be lived and enjoyed and not wasted away in envy and bitterness. To those who choose to make the most of their lives, I salute you!
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2023-02-01 at 5:14 PM UTC
We're gonna take you up To the heavens above Where the smoke is thick And the crack is tough
We're gonna get you high Till you can't get no higher Let's get down to business And light up the fire
For those about to rock We salute you, with a pipe of crack For those about to rock We salute you, with a rock of crack
We'll keep you up all night Till you can't stay awake We'll keep you coming back For another hit of crack
For those about to rock We salute you, with a pipe of crack For those about to rock We salute you, with a rock of crack
2023-02-01 at 6:24 PM UTC
The district cried fowl, but the wings were never recovered. They had flown the coup.
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2023-02-01 at 6:59 PM UTC
How did the school thief get away with the fried chicken? By being "coop-erative"!
I just realized I can write an extremely awkward standup routine now
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