A bird pooped on my shoulder today...

1. 2023-01-31 at 11:58 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, i do not consider the offense to be egregious...i am not determined to make that bird pay.
2. 2023-02-01 at 12:02 AM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Liar
3. 2023-02-01 at 12:04 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by RIPtotse Liar

   
   Thank you.
4. 2023-02-01 at 3:21 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   In Russia a bird pooping on you is a sign of good luck.
5. 2023-02-01 at 3:22 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   how you know
6. 2023-02-01 at 3:24 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   A Russian told me
7. 2023-02-01 at 5:03 PM UTC

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   Haxxor Space Nigga
   You’ll be relieved to know the suspects have been apprehended and are on their way to the station for questioning.
   
   
8. 2023-02-01 at 6:25 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Hunt it down and poop on it.
9. 2023-02-01 at 6:33 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hunt it down and poop on it.

   
   I'm not good at flying.
10. 2023-02-01 at 10:21 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A Russian told me

    
    how do you know hes russian instead of ukrainian or even belarussian.
11. 2023-02-01 at 10:22 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hunt it down and poop on it.

    
    spectral enjoy exposing his anus to bad people.
12. 2023-02-01 at 10:56 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung I'm not good at flying.

    
    Wait until it tires and lands and then poop on it.
13. 2023-02-01 at 10:57 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Birds aren't real
14. 2023-02-02 at 1:32 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how do you know hes russian instead of ukrainian or even belarussian.

    
    It wasn't a "he" it was a Russian babe and I know because I used to make sweet sweet love to her and was familiar with her history/origin/passport etc.
15. 2023-02-02 at 1:53 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It wasn't a "he" it was a Russian babe and I know because I used to make sweet sweet love to her and was familiar with her history/origin/passport etc.

    
    were her father part of the bolshevicks ?
16. 2023-02-02 at 1:54 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny were her father part of the bolshevicks ?

    
    She wasn't that old
17. 2023-02-02 at 3:33 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She wasn't that old

    
    whats her name before she transitioned.
18. 2023-02-02 at 4:13 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Next one is going in your mouth
19. 2023-02-02 at 4:14 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats her name before she transitioned.

    
    Jeremyski