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ATTN: Bill Krozby The Hotdog Dreamer
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2016-03-03 at 6:32 AM UTCI have plenty of money, so I'll invest some in your plans. It has come to my attention that you need something to the tune of $20,000 to start a hotdog business. I will supply you this money within the week at 0% interest and a no restrictions on time to pay me back, if you do the following:
1. Create an organised business plan and post it here. Do your research, find out and justify each cost associated with starting up, then operating your business over the long term. I want to see the profit model and at what point that $20,000 will pay itself off so you can start making your own money and get on your own two feet.
2. Promise to give me a free hotdog whenever I visit, and to put your heart into making it the best hotdog you possibly can.
You have one week.
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2016-03-03 at 6:48 AM UTCHey guy, I actually just filed Bill Krozby Dog with USPTO and am in the process of legally owning the name. I will be patenting the recipe as well. So if you want to invest invest in me.
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2016-03-03 at 8:05 AM UTCBetter thread title: I Dream of Weenie
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2016-03-03 at 8:50 AM UTC
Better thread title: I Dream of Weenie
QFT. I fucked up. -
2016-03-03 at 10:40 AM UTCDon't mess this up, Bill Krozby. This is a legit chance.
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2016-03-03 at 11:02 AM UTCI can help you with the calculation if you want and give me some hard numbers. You'll have to do the market evaluation yourself, though.
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2016-03-03 at 11:03 AM UTC
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2016-03-03 at 11:24 AM UTCHave you ever even attempted to figure any of this out on your own? You could probably live of that stupid hot dog wagon (nah, probably not) if you'd spend your time doing some work instead of researching chemtrails and why beer cuckolds you (huh?).
You're not even trying. -
2016-03-03 at 11:35 AM UTC
The proper response would have been exactly what CF has asked for. Deliver as best you can, if after that he still doesn't deliver on his end you'll win either way. -
2016-03-03 at 2:01 PM UTC
Have you ever even attempted to figure any of this out on your own? You could probably live of that stupid hot dog wagon (nah, probably not) if you'd spend your time doing some work instead of researching chemtrails and why beer cuckolds you (huh?).
You're not even trying.
Yes I have been researching it, and yes I've already made a business plan, It's just I don't know anything about this guy. if he actually wanted to help he would have hit me up privately instead of making it a gimmick for criticism amoungst you dumbasses.
I have a friend and my parents who have both owned businesses that I've been talking to and I've been talking to the owner of the place I work at along with several bar owners. -
2016-03-03 at 2:54 PM UTCthis faggots still trying to convince the internet that hes a millionaire for attention. go meet some people irl you pathetic fuck
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2016-03-03 at 4:11 PM UTC
Yes I have been researching it, and yes I've already made a business plan, It's just I don't know anything about this guy. if he actually wanted to help he would have hit me up privately instead of making it a gimmick for criticism amoungst you dumbasses.
That's good to hear. You could've played along for entertainment's sake, though.
I have a friend and my parents who have both owned businesses that I've been talking to and I've been talking to the owner of the place I work at along with several bar owners. -
2016-03-03 at 6:19 PM UTC
this faggots still trying to convince the internet that hes a millionaire for attention. go meet some people irl you pathetic fuck
this, he's really bad at convincing people things. -
2016-03-03 at 6:23 PM UTC
That's good to hear. You could've played along for entertainment's sake, though.
Like I told you over a year ago riser, my plans for the future have nothing to do with you guys, I use these sites as a way to vent and decompress. Only a few members here have a real grasp of how I really am.
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2016-03-03 at 9:45 PM UTCI've gone over this with Bill Krozby before, but let me reiterate. The fact of the matter is, Bill Krozby will never own a hotdog stand. He doesn't have the financial discipline to stack away 20 thousand dollars. besides, with his current finances, he doesnt even net a profit every month. Here's the breakdown:
Bill Krozby told me his rent in hip town USA Austin is 800 dollars a month, not including utilities, internet, gas, and the general expenses that go along with being a fuccboi. So I'm just going to assume a conservative figure of 1,000 a month. Bill Krozby makes minimum wage at his pizza job, which amounts to 7.25 an hour. He works ~30 hours a week. That comes to $870 a month before taxes, which nets a loss of over $130/month. Where in that figure is there room to start stashing away 20,000 dollars for a hotdog stand you might ask? I'll tell you where: mommy.
Last month, Weedsmoker told me that Bill Krozby's parents supplement his rent every month, which is truly the only way he can possibly maintain his housing. For months douggie D would cam up in tinychat, jobless. Considering the fact that Bill Krozby is an alcoholic, I have 0 faith he had any amount saved to be paying his bills while he job searched for months.
What we are witnessing here ladies and gentlemen is what i call, The Art of the Fuccboi. I am a leading expert on studying these people. It's a severe mental illness, whereby an individual lives in a false reality, saying and believing things that just aren't true, all while maintaining a lifestyle of promiscuous sex with overweight ginger women, combing of the hair into the eyes, and making excuses as to why they cant join in on the mosh pit at the death metal concert, then going home and telling everyone on tinychat how you kicked peoples asses in the mosh pit.
Here's a picture of Bill Krozby showing off his ass to a homosexual. Remember, Bill Krozby maintain's hes 100% heterosexual too, (lol).
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2016-03-03 at 10:30 PM UTC
Yes I have been researching it, and yes I've already made a business plan, It's just I don't know anything about this guy. if he actually wanted to help he would have hit me up privately instead of making it a gimmick for criticism amoungst you dumbasses.
You are a failure as well as a bad liar. You have no plan. You have no competence. The only reason I am posting but publicly is because I want you to have some accountability.
I have a friend and my parents who have both owned businesses that I've been talking to and I've been talking to the owner of the place I work at along with several bar owners.
Additionally, if you had a business plan, you wouldn't hesitate to post it, because even you're not fuckboy enough to truly believe that everyone wants to steal your amazing brilliant $20,000 hotdog stand idea and "plan".
Post your researched business plan, make it open to scrutiny from me as well as everyone else and I will mail you $20,000 in bearer bonds with no legal recourse for payment except for your honor.
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2016-03-04 at 12:59 AM UTC
You are a failure as well as a bad liar. You have no plan. You have no competence. The only reason I am posting but publicly is because I want you to have some accountability.
Additionally, if you had a business plan, you wouldn't hesitate to post it, because even you're not fuckboy enough to truly believe that everyone wants to steal your amazing brilliant $20,000 hotdog stand idea and "plan".
This is truePost your researched business plan, make it open to scrutiny from me as well as everyone else and I will mail you $20,000 in bearer bonds with no legal recourse for payment except for your honor.
This is a lie since CF most likely still lives in his mothers basement. -
2016-03-04 at 1:46 AM UTC
This is a lie since CF most likely still lives in his mothers basement.
This is a lie, since I actually live in her attic. -
2016-03-04 at 4:14 AM UTC
I've gone over this with Bill Krozby before, but let me reiterate. The fact of the matter is, Bill Krozby will never own a hotdog stand. He doesn't have the financial discipline to stack away 20 thousand dollars. besides, with his current finances, he doesnt even net a profit every month. Here's the breakdown:
Bill Krozby told me his rent in hip town USA Austin is 800 dollars a month, not including utilities, internet, gas, and the general expenses that go along with being a fuccboi. So I'm just going to assume a conservative figure of 1,000 a month. Bill Krozby makes minimum wage at his pizza job, which amounts to 7.25 an hour. He works ~30 hours a week. That comes to $870 a month before taxes, which nets a loss of over $130/month. Where in that figure is there room to start stashing away 20,000 dollars for a hotdog stand you might ask? I'll tell you where: mommy.
Last month, Weedsmoker told me that Bill Krozby's parents supplement his rent every month, which is truly the only way he can possibly maintain his housing. For months douggie D would cam up in tinychat, jobless. Considering the fact that Bill Krozby is an alcoholic, I have 0 faith he had any amount saved to be paying his bills while he job searched for months.
What we are witnessing here ladies and gentlemen is what i call, The Art of the Fuccboi. I am a leading expert on studying these people. It's a severe mental illness, whereby an individual lives in a false reality, saying and believing things that just aren't true, all while maintaining a lifestyle of promiscuous sex with overweight ginger women, combing of the hair into the eyes, and making excuses as to why they cant join in on the mosh pit at the death metal concert, then going home and telling everyone on tinychat how you kicked peoples asses in the mosh pit.
Here's a picture of Bill Krozby showing off his ass to a homosexual. Remember, Bill Krozby maintain's hes 100% heterosexual too, (lol).
tort, weedsmoker, and hts are mad because they live in their parents/ grandparents houses and like to make narratives based upon third hand information, nice try faggot, suck my ass bitch (HTS/phoneix has boobs and tort said he'd fuck HIM if he was a girl while drunk the other night, vaporwave can back this up)
I like how he talks about my finances, yet hasn't moved from the same spot on the floor in the last 3 weeks excepts to eat spam and a take a shit.
Oh yeah and by the way torts only pair of shoes are a pair of sketchers that a baptist church in north dakota gave him after he let meth heads steal his car. -
2016-03-04 at 4:32 AM UTC
You are a failure as well as a bad liar. You have no plan. You have no competence. The only reason I am posting but publicly is because I want you to have some accountability.
Additionally, if you had a business plan, you wouldn't hesitate to post it, because even you're not fuckboy enough to truly believe that everyone wants to steal your amazing brilliant $20,000 hotdog stand idea and "plan".
Post your researched business plan, make it open to scrutiny from me as well as everyone else and I will mail you $20,000 in bearer bonds with no legal recourse for payment except for your honor.
^you're an idiot
lol i do have accountability, I have accountability over myself. I don't need your fake help dipshit
basically all this thread has proven is that I have a bunch of petty hecklers that act like women
Kiss my ass faggots
