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Blarb Surplus

  1. #1
    Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Just got off the phone with our boy Baxter in FD, delivery of like 20 pallets just got cancelled and supplier won't take em back and management wants them off the lot before the end of the day because there's a whole Grem container inbound in like 6 hours they wanna start unloading over the night shift, I reckon we fill up the box truck and just make as many blarb runs as we can before the sun goes down these, things go for a pretty penny on the open market and at the rate of gas it is only like 13 bucks a blarb, you in? You can keep 30% for loading and unloading.
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    Yeah UPS bit the dog it seeems like overnight and taking the economy down with them
  3. #3
    Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Blarb market is cyclical, they're bound to rebound.
  4. #4
    Balloon Man African Astronaut
    So are you in or out kid?
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    im cos
  6. #6
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Yeah, great, whatever. Good for you. A surplus for you just means harder times for me, dickhead. I've been fucking around with making a website for no particular reason, and we're so short on blarbs over here that I had to grind the corners off my 404cat and make due with those.
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  7. #7
    Blarbs: it's what's for breakfast.
  8. #8
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Frig off barb
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  9. #9
    Balloon Man African Astronaut
    This is the blarb economy
  10. #10
    A blarb a day keeps the doctor away.
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    Man I will buy your entire supply right now I got a hot market tip to craft flip these suckers
  12. #12
    A baker's blarb is 13 blarbs.
  13. #13
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    lemme get $4 worth
  14. #14
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    make that $4.54
  15. #15
    Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian make that $4.54

    Get your loading straps and hop in, they're literally gonna throw these things in the trash at 6 PM
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