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Would you fuck this chapati?

  1. #61
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls So you rate guys on how attractive they are and rate women on how much money they have?

    Dear god 😂

    You do that constantly, rat face methrat on welfare
  2. #62
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Ghost You do that constantly, rat face methrat on welfare

    But you are on welfare and do look like a rat, what’s new?

    If it makes you feel any better you can be a cute rat on welfare
  3. #63
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls So you rate guys on how attractive they are and rate women on how much money they have?

    Dear god 😂

    hurr durr
  4. #64
    Ghost Black Hole
    I fuck bitches and get paid while you think about fake fantasies involving me. Big yikes, take a note lower castes and learn by example

  5. #65
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Yes
  6. #66
    So, Grylls...

    What's the story on the leavened breaded red dot anyway?

    Is is someone you know? Have you already Mangoed her chutney?

    Did is say "Thank you cum again" when you finished?
  7. #67
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So, Grylls…

    What's the story on the leavened breaded red dot anyway?

    Is is someone you know? Have you already Mangoed her chutney?

    Did is say "Thank you cum again" when you finished?

    I did and now she insists on coming round to “cook” when she has the time off work, she’s not even my type I just wanted to know what it was like to fuck an Indian woman
  8. #68
    Originally posted by Grylls I did and now she insists on coming round to “cook” when she has the time off work, she’s not even my type I just wanted to know what it was like to fuck an Indian woman

    How's her cooking? I wouldn't mind an Indian woman coming around to make me some chicken sambar and onion bhajis every other weekend.
  9. #69
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Least when you call her a cab it will be a relative so you know she's getting home after shagging her brother.
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  10. #70
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Instigator Least when you call her a cab it will be a relative so you know she's getting home after shagging her brother.

    Lol her brother is a massive chapati I’m not getting involved but she drives her ass here from Bradford


    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How's her cooking? I wouldn't mind an Indian woman coming around to make me some chicken sambar and onion bhajis every other weekend.

    It’s bang on except she’s vegan, nothing goes to waste, I don’t have to spend a penny because she brings the ingredients and leaves me with a bunch of plant based shit

    She knows I won’t go any further so effectively she’s a fuck pal
  11. #71
    Originally posted by Grylls It’s bang on except she’s vegan, nothing goes to waste, I don’t have to spend a penny because she brings the ingredients and leaves me with a bunch of plant based shit

    She knows I won’t go any further so effectively she’s a fuck pal

    That's ok..a Veggie curry is still some good eatin.

    If I was you I'd keep her on a back burner for the free grub...just be careful of her brothers though...in a past life I knew an Indian girl who was rebelling against her family. They tried to trick her into going to India (where an arranged marriage was waiting for her) but she ran away instead...her 6 brothers showed up demanding entrance into the building which we refused and they were going all Akbar Allah on us and making slit throat gestures etc.
  12. #72
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So, Grylls…

    What's the story on the leavened breaded red dot anyway?

    Is is someone you know? Have you already Mangoed her chutney?

    Did is say "Thank you cum again" when you finished?

    I would hinDO her
  13. #73
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls I did and now she insists on coming round to “cook” when she has the time off work, she’s not even my type I just wanted to know what it was like to fuck an Indian woman

    its fun
  14. #74
    Ghost Black Hole
    if you like pussy that is
  15. #75
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Couldn't deal with sweaty curry odour

    Iys like they have a bath in the powder.
  16. #76
    Ghost Black Hole
    I think thats something else dood
  17. #77
    Nothing like the sweet odor of a biryani beaver to get the blood flowing.
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  18. #78
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Instigator Couldn't deal with sweaty curry odour

    Iys like they have a bath in the powder.

    Ok well once she did leave some stuff in the fridge that reeked, it would have lingered so I chucked it
  19. #79
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Ghost I think thats something else dood

    Wat?
  20. #80
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Instigator Wat?

    the cause of the smell its not lack of shower or curry its like a thing
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