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what's the trick to getting an erection while on bundy

  1. #1
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Asking for a friend

    If you have a lot of bundy and you're constantly bundy mode, but you gotta get a stiffy what do you do?
  2. #2
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I can't remember the last time I had a full erection
  3. #3
    MANNING UP! usually works.
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    Don't be a drug abusing retard if you want properly bodily functions

    This post was brought to you by the CCCrew
  5. #5
    jam a chopstick into your uretha all the way in should do the trick.
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    I used to use bundy to kill my sex drive and prevent HORNY because there was no girls around and it was causing me to go feral
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost I used to use bundy to kill my sex drive and prevent HORNY because there was no girls around and it was causing me to go feral

    Come on then man tell us the secret. Can you have sex drive while on bundy and get full boners??
  8. #8
    Have a bee sting it.
  9. #9
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Have a bee sting it.

    Nigga plz
    You prolly never even did bundy
    Ill tell ya boye i have chugged a full bottle of delsym then proceeded to watch porn for an hour and it was like watching america home videos not even a semi-chub
  10. #10
    Originally posted by BummyMofo You prolly never even did bundy

    Billy, It's not big and it's not clever
  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I don't understand how people keep that shit down, always ended in explosive puking for me
  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Come on then man tell us the secret. Can you have sex drive while on bundy and get full boners??

    I mean yeah I have used it before to prevent COOMING because I actually can't bust on bundy well not easily anyways . Yeah it's HARD to maintain an erection but not impossible

    I have thought about taking it for desensitization purposes recently but It makes me too sick with no tolerance and I don't wanna have to take a bunch to build a tolerance
  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra I don't understand how people keep that shit down, always ended in explosive puking for me

    Depends on the form, the ZOUGH ZYRUPS are hit or miss usually HIT the pit of my stomach and make me hurl

    The slug eggs arent much better

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Here's what you do, dump all the eggs in your mouth and swallow them with a gulp of water. Drink a bunch until you feel like they got washed down into your stomach.

    Then it feels like you just ate a bunch of plastic bottle caps they do not feel good in there, you can feel them rolling around inside you. If you lay on one side for too long they will dissolve on that side and you will have the weirdest internal cramps ever. You wanna keep moving, get up walk around or sit up even if it feels horrible and makes you more sick you MUST rotate the eggs.

    If you don't rotate the eggs your gonna have a bad time.

    Then you will feel them start to hatch and pop inside your tummy and the baby slugs will ooze out into your stomach acids (they thrive in acid) and this is where they take form.

    They start crawling around your insides and devour anything for energy they desperately crave. Then the slugs mature and it's time for them to go out into the world and live their lives.

    Usually they try to escape through your mouth but sometimes the slugs get a sick joy out of torturing assholes and raping your insides.
  14. #14
    Feather duster?
  15. #15
    Stop trying to fuck ugly, fat and stinky methheads.
  16. #16
    Bad breath from both ends.
  17. #17
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Stop trying to fuck ugly, fat and stinky methheads.

    why? everyone neeeds love
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Ghost why? everyone neeeds love

    Even stinky people??
  19. #19
    Ghost Black Hole
    Especially them in fact therem mist be someone out there that wants a stanker and has some primp and proper whore that shaves her legs and uses a floral douche twice a day like DAMN WOMAN can't you just "let it go" for a day or two so I can get a LIL stank and shes like UGH IM NOT LIKE THAT
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Ghost why? everyone neeeds love

    No they don't...want and need are not the same things.
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