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Banks can suck my left nut
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2023-01-23 at 1:35 PM UTCEFT's my fucking ass hiow about I walk into the bank with a gun and take whats RIGHTFULLY mine. That's called a customer taking action they owe me X but I have to wait 3 days ,
and people call crypto a scam sheeeesh
Oh yeah sounds much better than a paper check WONT GET LOST WHEN TEH MAILMAN GETS CHSED BY A BIG DARG. Will it show up today? tomorrow? At the ass end of the 71st hour? Who knows! It's a bank not fucking NASA they can't just predict accurate and timely moving of money around okay you are paying to be a goyim , not to be a customer of a financial serviceWhat is EFT?
Electronic Funds Transfer, or EFT, allows us to send payments to your payees electronically, rather than printing and mailing a paper check. EFT payments are especially advantageous because your payee receives payment faster than with a paper check, and there is no risk of a check getting lost in the mail. Back-to-top icon
Are EFT payments safe?
Just like Payroll Direct Deposit and ATM transactions, EFT payments are extremely safe. All payment information is encrypted with 128-bit SSL and sent through a secure communications channel. Information cannot be redirected, read, or tampered with.Back-to-top icon
How does EFT work?
In general, the EFT process can take up to 3 business days. Listed below is an example of how an EFT payment reaches your payee. -
2023-01-23 at 1:43 PM UTClol
EFTs in my 3rd world country works in 3 minutes and yiurs need 3 days ?
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2023-01-23 at 1:52 PM UTCOp, you said you didn't use banks..
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2023-01-23 at 2:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Op, you said you didn't use banks..
its literally impossible to totally avoid them and its bullshit how they have a monopoly on THE SYSTEM i just want some fucking donuts but they don't accept DOGEBONK (ticker DOBO) so I gotta flingn the money around BAM BAM BAM it's all quick and snappy and feels like the future
and then comes time to "cash out" which I am essentially being forced to do if I want DONUT , and I gotta stand in line behind Mrs. Peterson and her son went to school with the bank teller and then after 10 minutes of that they tell me thers a 3 day HOLD . HOLD WHAT??? I want to HOLD my money NOW not in 3 fucking days.
The most integral part of moving the money around is the slowest and most retarded, go fucking figure.
Moneygram is trying to set up a service so people can avoid this nightmare but its not available everywhere yet, they are testing it in Canada though so hopefully soon I can just cash out at a moneygram and FUCK the bank
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lol
EFTs in my 3rd world country works in 3 minutes and yiurs need 3 days ?
lmao
you must be using some kinda third rate poor people service in a money nobody caers about like DONG
of course it takes them 5 minutes they just have to walk to the mud hut down the street and hand them the deposit request to move your 0.01USD worth of money that you carry around in wheelbarrowsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-01-23 at 2:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost its literally impossible to totally avoid them and its bullshit how they have a monopoly on THE SYSTEM i just want some fucking donuts but they don't accept DOGEBONK (ticker DOBO) so I gotta flingn the money around BAM BAM BAM it's all quick and snappy and feels like the future
and then comes time to "cash out" which I am essentially being forced to do if I want DONUT , and I gotta stand in line behind Mrs. Peterson and her son went to school with the bank teller and then after 10 minutes of that they tell me thers a 3 day HOLD . HOLD WHAT??? I want to HOLD my money NOW not in 3 fucking days.
The most integral part of moving the money around is the slowest and most retarded, go fucking figure.
Moneygram is trying to set up a service so people can avoid this nightmare but its not available everywhere yet, they are testing it in Canada though so hopefully soon I can just cash out at a moneygram and FUCK the bank
you must be using some kinda third rate poor people service in a money nobody caers about like DONG
of course it takes them 5 minutes they just have to walk to the mud hut down the street and hand them the deposit request to move your 0.01USD worth of money that you carry around in wheelbarrows
sounds like something someone whos been disillusioned with cryptos virility woukd say -
2023-01-23 at 2:19 PM UTCReminds me of literary going to cattlemen's steakhouse and spending all my debit carb on beef and bloody Marys
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2023-01-23 at 2:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sounds like something someone whos been disillusioned with cryptos virility woukd say
it's definitely all a huge ponzi scam but so are banks essentially it's choosing between two evils. I'll choose whatever one is faster
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Reminds me of literary going to cattlemen's steakhouse and spending all my debit carb on beef and bloody Marys
*check comes*
OH SORRY DO YOU TAKE DOGEBONK TIGCKER DOBO or perhaps ELONBOYSBSCHARRYPOTTERINU ticket BITCOIN ?? There's a 3 day hold on FIAT so I can't settle that bill tonight, thanks for the chow though i'll give you an IOU. yeah good luck with that, that's basically how banks are treating us like some kinda sucker. -
2023-01-23 at 2:29 PM UTC
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2023-01-23 at 2:41 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-23 at 2:46 PM UTC
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2023-01-23 at 2:49 PM UTCYour average return on a small scale mining operation would have more precious metal yield than the contents of a bank. Banks aren't even worth robbing and caarry on average less than $50,000 USD on location at any time
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/return-on-average-bank-robbery-not-worth-risk/
The real money is in private money couriers like BRINKS who can have trucks that supply several banks and institutions as well as things that go into safes/vaults“The return on an average bank robbery is, frankly, rubbish,” wrote the authors of a June article about the economics of British bank robberies in Significance, a bimonthly statistics magazine published by the American Statistical Association and the Royal Statistical Society. To complete their research, economists Neil Rickman and Robert Witt of the University of Surrey and Barry Reilly of the University of Sussex spent months negotiating with the British Bankers' Association to obtain confidential records detailing 364 bank heists that occurred in the U.K. between 2005 and 2008. Such detailed data are not available in the U.S., where, in contrast, if banks even record them, they are lost in the anonymity of the FBI's quarterly reports on bank robberies.
The statistics reveal that the average British bank robbery is committed by 1.6 thieves and nets $31,900 per heist, with a standard deviation of $84,000. Assuming an equal share, the average take was $19,900 per robber per heist—roughly equivalent to a coffee shop barista's annual salary. -
2023-01-23 at 3:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost Your average return on a small scale mining operation would have more precious metal yield than the contents of a bank. Banks aren't even worth robbing and caarry on average less than $50,000 USD on location at any time
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/return-on-average-bank-robbery-not-worth-risk/
The real money is in private money couriers like BRINKS who can have trucks that supply several banks and institutions as well as things that go into safes/vaults
"this message was brought to you by British & American Insurance Asssociation". -
2023-01-24 at 1:45 PM UTCHOLY FUCK IT CLEARED HAPPY TIMES FRIENDS HAPPY TIMES IM GONNA BUY THE BIGGEST PASTRY SOMETHING SOMETHNG
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2023-01-24 at 1:57 PM UTC
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2023-01-24 at 2:17 PM UTCWell they have the power of being backed by the most powerful military army police in the world to enforce their rules on the economy
And we still find ways around it. MoneyGram is going to be in every major city and more used than any local banks there because they provide A REAL SERVICE -
2023-01-24 at 4:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost And we still find ways around it. MoneyGram is going to be in every major city and more used than any local banks there because they provide A REAL SERVICE
Any money handling/managing system if not already monitored by THE MAN...soon will be. Just as paypal, venmo etc already have to report your transactions over a certain amount to the IRS etc is..and once wasn't.
