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Bradleybs wariat thread pt 2

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Haha homey when I want to relive a moment of my life.

    Over two weeks in the worst area of miami (just west of downtown where the college is, five minute walk away for weeks, i was the only white guy, nothing but mucho crack, prostitutes, malt liquor steel reserve, probably spent a couple hundred dollars, a 5$ bill at a time, black people cheering while l fuck pretty much everyone, haha, the police, the knives, my lil friend Muhammed apus Mini Draco, more crack. Haha. I made multiple prostitute sit on my face while I received oral satisfaction.

    Nigga your entire life is a hyper sexualized disappointment. I literally can walk around and find nasty bitches to sodomize. Haha.

    Must suck to suck.
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    They said if you go to Overtown, you will end up under town thousands of miles from home, found dead.

    Hmmph still here, scarred my hands pretty bad, most enjoyable time of my life. Can't believe I didn't die.

    Literally i survived because I fully believed i would receive victory or i would receive entrance to my gods hall. My God watched all of this, thinks it's hilarious.
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    I can't wait to call my dad and visit the Michigan Militia, they will be so disappointed and not surprized
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    THOSE YOUNG TINGS LET ME TELL HS
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    People can make fun of me all they want, i never left my state until May, tried living right, reverted back to what i know: drinking, weed, sex and violence.

    I went to a foreign area, alone, and fought and fucked everything i could.

    Bro my balls are so heavy i have to drag them.
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    your life seems to revolve around fucking and sucking

    which is fine

    just an observation

    Mine used to be like that kinda? i guess. now a days I just do whatever if some sucking or fucking comes to be, cool, but I don't seek it out anymore. i just play Mario kart and watch samurai films. just kidding about the last sentence. but truthfully I do whatever I want which is pretty fun.

    Are you still at the airport?
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  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by mmQ your life seems to revolve around fucking and sucking

    which is fine

    just an observation

    Mine used to be like that kinda? i guess. now a days I just do whatever if some sucking or fucking comes to be, cool, but I don't seek it out anymore. i just play Mario kart and watch samurai films. just kidding about the last sentence. but truthfully I do whatever I want which is pretty fun.

    Are you still at the airport?

    No i landed last night in a small town in Wisconsin where my third in command lives with his two kids as a single dad. He corrected me and explained he runs shit here. I accepted.

    First rule: no hard liquor, no strong beer, make a plan to stop drinking and figure out my next move with haste.
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    He has given me a clean outfit, my new shoes smell putrid from a week outside and i found a tiny half burned nug of weed in my backpack today. I have 22/30 miller high life cans. A couple hundred dollars, i feel ok i guess.
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by mmQ your life seems to revolve around fucking and sucking

    which is fine

    just an observation

    Mine used to be like that kinda? i guess. now a days I just do whatever if some sucking or fucking comes to be, cool, but I don't seek it out anymore. i just play Mario kart and watch samurai films. just kidding about the last sentence. but truthfully I do whatever I want which is pretty fun.

    Are you still at the airport?

    I would like to get a non white boyfriend or girlfriend here soon, preferably one who doesn't drink.
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    Quote from my text to my friend when I woke up,

    "I slept like a rock last night but like being outside i felt as though i was at the mercy of any passerby. Today at like ten i was startled awake by your daughter laughing and i smiled knowing if a little girl is laughing, I'm in a safe place."
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He corrected you?

    lol

    fuck that nigga telling you how to live
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    Uh yeah. I have something called respect.
  13. #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    oh I've never heard of that word sorry
  14. #14
    Ghost Black Hole
    FUCKING AND SUCKING
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    blaster master victim of incest
  17. #17
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by blaster master dude mq, do you have a nintendo switch?

    no why?
  18. #18
    blaster master victim of incest
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    blaster master victim of incest
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    blaster master victim of incest
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