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  1. do you plan to continue being a call girl well into your mid 40s.
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    watching the war room, then I'm going to work, gotta work today and tomorrow so I can have a guilt free sled ride monday after the next storm
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Right now I'm not watching the war room.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Right now I'm drinking light beer and debating what i want to feed my friends kids cuz i know i should but they want McDonald's and i still don't eat fast food
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley Right now I'm drinking light beer and debating what i want to feed my friends kids cuz i know i should but they want McDonald's and i still don't eat fast food

    I feel like they might be hungry for a couple proper knuckle sandwiches.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Uh i don't discipline children like that bro

    the ABSOLUTE worst punishment is i pick up the child and drag him to his parent where he has to repeat to them HONESTLY what they did.

    But my friends two kids are super well behaved, I've never even had to raise my voice to either.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    well then I hope you rewarded them with some Mcdonalds. If the kids want a couple of happy meals just get them a couple of happy meals. You can explain to them while you're doing so, why you dislike fast food, and maybe show them a couple videos of how their mcnuggets are made. They'll probably take your stance and find it repulsive.
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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    They want a quarter pounder only ketchup and a buy one get one chicken nuggets.

    I think imma get a large coffee for me lol
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by mmQ well then I hope you rewarded them with some Mcdonalds. If the kids want a couple of happy meals just get them a couple of happy meals. You can explain to them while you're doing so, why you dislike fast food, and maybe show them a couple videos of how their mcnuggets are made. They'll probably take your stance and find it repulsive.

    Good idea but he said he wants to watch The Last Samurai and play Mario Party
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley Good idea but he said he wants to watch The Last Samurai and play Mario Party

    a man of ambition. I like his style.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Thanks he's mostly mad because he can't beat me at MARIO Kart
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    "bradley if you are so good at drinking beer and driving why did you lose your driver's license?"


    LOL my nigga
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  13. Bradley Florida Man
    I think it's a beautiful age when you are 12 and tiptoing in shit talking grown men lol
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Well, Billy, it's because the police are faggots. Do you know what a faggot is, Billy?
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No, PAPA? what is it? thats a silly word
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    oh yeah hes 12, not 4. disregard
  17. Ghost Black Hole
    I ate all the newtons now i'm depressed
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Bro Im just happy I haven't caught him wanking again
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Ghost I ate all the newtons now i'm depressed

    Sorry to hear that Isaac.
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    *Walking through a long hallway where the only sound you hear is my heels clanking the floor and the instrumentals to the song Gangsters Paradise playing*
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