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  1. #61
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by frala Omg, we don't even live in the Bay Area. You really don't have any sense of humor and take what people say too srsly lol.

    Say something funny I promise I'll laugh.
  2. #62
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster. Looks like it'll be a weird vowel movement.

    /Every laugh emoji and gif ever made goes here
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  3. #63
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    No.
  4. #64
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Shouldn’t u two faggots be thanking Lanny?
  5. #65
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No. I only thank my lucky stars.
  6. #66
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol same thing
  7. #67
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by frala Little bruh bruh nothing has changed. That’s just your perception based on your experiences and thus far your experiences with women have apparently not been great. There is somebody for everybody and that I can promise you.

    I don’t know what you look like or if you are as unattractive as you say, BUT for the sake of argument, what do the woman you pursue look like and do you ever pursue unattractive women?

    I'm really unattractive, you'll have to take my word for it. I did ask a bunch of young women online because I felt I needed a female perspective rather than my pessimistic perspective. I have their pms so if you want I can share their opinions with you. To be honest, I'm rarely into girls. Looks don't do it for me and I usually have a reason for liking someone. In my entire life, I have only liked two girls. I thought the first girl liked me because she was complimenting me and always coming up to me but I was just mistaken. That was in high school. The last second girl I was rejected by happened after high school and.. well, I liked her for years even though I had completely forgotten her face. I started to like her after thinking about her since I heard she was dealing with an awful life experience like I had the year before. I didn't care if she was attractive or unattractive; even if she were, let's say, disabled and overweight, I still wanted to be with her. I just had to be with her. But sadly she just rejected me because I'm ugly. Kind of funny in a twisted way that I didn't go for her because of looks and she ends up rejecting me because of my looks. Just my luck. I ended up in a deep depression in which I turned to drugs to feel better. I sort of did so it's all good! I used to feel very lonely but I guess I just feel empty these days, I'm lonelier than ever before; the girl of my dreams is married now (to a good-looking dude), my brother's moved out of the house, I don't hang out with friends anymore and I spend my days inside my room but I don't feel lonely. Now, I obviously have never been this alone in my entire life so I guess I should thank the Almighty for this blessing (of not feeling lonely despite this being the lowest I have ever been).
  8. #68
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by aldra that sounds like you're coping by placing the blame entirely on something you cannot change

    I mean, technically I could change it if I opted for plastic surgery. I just decided not to, so I pretty much ran out of options!
  9. #69
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Lanny See speedy here is a prime example of what it takes to be a perma virgin. Burns the eyes to look on, zero personality, and a gaping black hole where a sense of humor should be

    I'm also ugly. People say I'm very likeable and they think I'm funny (especially girls) but welp my unattractiveness just outweighs the good. I guess I should feel bitter or whatever but I don't. I'm just built differently I guess. Wish I hadn't been built at all though if you catch my drift.
  10. #70
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I mean, technically I could change it if I opted for plastic surgery. I just decided not to, so I pretty much ran out of options!

    Back in my home town, my double best mate Eddie was one ugly motherfucker...however he got more ass than a free all you can eat buffet.

    He could talk the pants of any woman he set his sights on...you don't need to be good looking to get some...I mean go read Bradley's exploits this past weekend
  11. #71
    Elbow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Lanny We don’t take it personally, we know the rest of the country is just jealous because they’re poor

    Being poor is a small price to pay if it means living somewhere where you can swing a dead cat and not end up hitting 30 white vegan buddhist tech bros with AI startups using deep learning algorithms and block chain technology plus proprietary hardware to make entering a meditative trance easier for the layperson.
  12. #72
    Elbow Yung Blood
    Or just... not get arrested. Swinging dead cats around in SF has a habit of getting you arrested unless you're homeless.
  13. #73
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Elbow Being poor is a small price to pay if it means living somewhere where you can swing a dead cat and not end up hitting 30 white vegan buddhist tech bros with AI startups using deep learning algorithms and block chain technology plus proprietary hardware to make entering a meditative trance easier for the layperson.

    IDK, like definitionally if you’re gonna swing a cat and hit 30 of the regional cliche then blockchain zen techbros aren’t the worst you can do. At least they bring along good restaurants, bars, and assorted technological wank like governors or whatever. Rednecks have more personality to be sure but the lack of good ethnic food and the threat of drunken violence eat into that a bit.

    Idk, what have y’all got? No more draft dodgers so… lumberjacks? Hockey players? I do like a burly man in plaid but I could arrange to be in that sort of company in SF as well
  14. #74
    Elbow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Lanny IDK, like definitionally if you’re gonna swing a cat and hit 30 of the regional cliche then blockchain zen techbros aren’t the worst you can do. At least they bring along good restaurants, bars, and assorted technological wank like governors or whatever. Rednecks have more personality to be sure but the lack of good ethnic food and the threat of drunken violence eat into that a bit.

    Idk, what have y’all got? No more draft dodgers so… lumberjacks? Hockey players? I do like a burly man in plaid but I could arrange to be in that sort of company in SF as well

    Rednecks don't need "ethnic food", their native cuisine is so good that it's essentially the de facto American food - BBQ, fried chicken, etc. Sure there's the threat of drunken violence in redneck territory, but then there's also no threat of stepping in a pile of a homeless person's shit and finding a surprise toy inside - a dirty AIDS needle that pierced the sole of your shoe.

    Also, we have uhhh... depends on the province. For BC these days it's probably Chinese people, not lumberjacks. For Alberta it's boomers who think they're from Texas or 23 year old oil field workers high on cocaine. For Saskatchewan and Manitoba, it's nothing (you could swing a dead cat the size of Rhode Island and not hit anybody or anything: not a tree, a person, or even a hill. For Ontario it's genderqueer polyamorous urbanite bugpeople and walking Letterkenny stereotypes. For Quebec, you'd get arrested for swinging a dead cat instead of un chat mort. And in the Maritime provinces it's an unemployed fisherman or some guy with an accent so thick you're not sure what he does or if he's even speaking English.
  15. #75
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Damn, so no sexy lumberjacks? Sounds like SF wins again
  16. #76
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Also southern food is pretty dank but man can not live on cornbread alone. It may be good for the soul but it’s sure not good for the body
  17. #77
    Elbow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Lanny Damn, so no sexy lumberjacks? Sounds like SF wins again

    SF's sexy lumberjacks are mere shadows cast on the wall of the American cave system - shadows created by the brilliant rainbow incandescence of Canada's overwhelming innate homosexuality and abundance of natural resources.
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  18. #78
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    The Allegory of Plato's Cum Pit
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  19. #79
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I'm really unattractive, you'll have to take my word for it. I did ask a bunch of young women online because I felt I needed a female perspective rather than my pessimistic perspective. I have their pms so if you want I can share their opinions with you. To be honest, I'm rarely into girls. Looks don't do it for me and I usually have a reason for liking someone. In my entire life, I have only liked two girls. I thought the first girl liked me because she was complimenting me and always coming up to me but I was just mistaken. That was in high school. The last second girl I was rejected by happened after high school and.. well, I liked her for years even though I had completely forgotten her face. I started to like her after thinking about her since I heard she was dealing with an awful life experience like I had the year before. I didn't care if she was attractive or unattractive; even if she were, let's say, disabled and overweight, I still wanted to be with her. I just had to be with her. But sadly she just rejected me because I'm ugly. Kind of funny in a twisted way that I didn't go for her because of looks and she ends up rejecting me because of my looks. Just my luck. I ended up in a deep depression in which I turned to drugs to feel better. I sort of did so it's all good! I used to feel very lonely but I guess I just feel empty these days, I'm lonelier than ever before; the girl of my dreams is married now (to a good-looking dude), my brother's moved out of the house, I don't hang out with friends anymore and I spend my days inside my room but I don't feel lonely. Now, I obviously have never been this alone in my entire life so I guess I should thank the Almighty for this blessing (of not feeling lonely despite this being the lowest I have ever been).

    Ok, so you gave up after two girls and a bunch of women online gave you their opinion on your physical appearance? Do you know how many people on the internet have told me I am fat/ugly, etc.? Do you know how many people have rejected me in dating? I've lost count. I get that it's not easy to hear these things or to be rejected and it's easier to choose to be alone. If that's what you truly want then so be it, but you're still capable of finding someone.
  20. #80
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Also, rednecks do need ethnic food and Lanny is gay.
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