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DontTellEm feels that Candyrein is a loser for being a 40 year old cna...

  1. #21
    At least I get now why she wouldn't show me her passport. I was sure I had seen her date of birth before and it was in 1987.
  2. #22
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Isn’t 40 middle aged 🥴
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  3. #23
    I cut everyone off at forty. After that, you're dead meat. That's why I'm the master.
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  4. #24
    I'm going to kill myself on the night before my 40th birthday.
  5. #25
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Well there’s someone for everyone out there

  6. #26
    By age 40, a woman's chance is less than 5% per cycle, so fewer than 5 out of every 100 women are expected to be successful each month. Women do not remain fertile until menopause. The average age for menopause is 51, but most women become unable to have a successful pregnancy sometime in their mid-40s.

    At least I have a good reason not to wear a condom now.
  7. #27
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump We had a fight cos I was asking GG for her year of birth in order to book flights to Paris, and she wouldn't tell me. I told her fine, suits me, I don't want to go to Paris anyway. She just told me she was born in 1981. That makes her nearly 42. I thought she was 37. She's 3 years older than me. I feel a little sick.

    RAMPANT DIVERSITY
  8. #28
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol candy is 40? Lol

    I think she’s in her 30’s. What’s ironic here is DTE is a lot older than candy, likely in her 50’s by now. Glass houses and so forth. 🤔
  9. #29
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Rent boy
  10. #30
    Have you ever employed a rent boy grylls...or been one?
  11. #31
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Kinda like when I don’t put my hand in my pocket when it’s my idea to go out for drinks/food/cinema, a couple of times I felt like she was renting me for an evening
  12. #32
    When I was young and hot I had several offers from old men to rent my services. I guess they thought I was a faggot because I was in a faggot bar and extremely good looking.

    Obviously they were wrong in their assumptions and no money or services were exchanged.
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  13. #33
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Woah, I’d let a dude suck me off for £50 🤔

    But no butt fucking that’s ghey
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  14. #34
    Originally posted by Grylls Woah, I’d let a dude suck me off for £50 🤔

    But no butt fucking that’s ghey

    You should head to the Canal street bars in Manchester then.

  15. #35
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When I was young and hot I had several offers from old men to rent my services. I guess they thought I was a faggot because I was in a faggot bar and extremely good looking.

    Obviously they were wrong in their assumptions and no money or services were exchanged.

    Jiggaboo believes a good work ethic is important, yet frequently used to turn down well paid jobs when he was younger.
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  16. #36
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You should head to the Canal street bars in Manchester then.


    I know where the homo bars are in Leeds, actually I’ve been to one called The Viaduct and it was a right laugh, I suspected a lot of powdered noses there
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Grylls I know where the homo bars are in Leeds, actually I’ve been to one called The Viaduct and it was a right laugh, I suspected a lot of powdered noses there

    Back in "the day" (as the young kids like to say) we used to go to the fag bars because a lot of chicks would go there thinking they were "safe"...the smart fellas like me knew this and so took our predatory selves to said bars where there were plenty of prey and not much competition from other predators...the downside was having fags hit on you.
  18. #38
    Paddy's goose was another great bar in Manchester, if you needed stolen goods that was the place to go. Just sit down and wait for someone to come by and ask if you were looking for anything.

    I used to get all my Levi 501s from Paddy's Goose.

    "Need anything mate?"

    "Yeah, stonewashed 501s, 34x34"

    "Alright mate, give me 20 mins"

    He'd go and shoplift them and be back to sell them to me for 1/2 the price.
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  19. #39
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I thought she was 37. She's 3 years older than me. I feel a little sick.

    wjats wrong with that ?

    as long as you still feels her to be fuckable why let some random numbers on a piece of official paper dicktate how you feel about someone you fucks/fucked.

    its not like you took her to a hotel, fucked her throughly and then the next day right before checking out you asked her if she needs ride home and she said "no, its ok, my grand son will pick me up"

    and you fell back to bed feeling dizzy and unable to stand up at the realization youve just became a grandma fucker.
  20. #40
    The flights I was trying to book have expired (they were free Credit Card reward ones). The reason I was fighting with her is because they were due to expire today, so I was begging her to tell me.

    I told her on WhatsApp. She says sorry.

    I get why she wouldn't tell me, I thought she was 37 and I think she knew I had no idea she was over 40.

    I had to fap last night. It's about a week since the last time I last had sex with her.

    It's been real, but probably time to end this one.
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