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Got a one bedroom with my friend.
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2023-01-12 at 6:22 PM UTCFolks it's 1400 a month and we split that. He speaks no English but loves cooking, sucking big cock, we use Google translate to talk which I think is super hot.
He told me he has a boyfriend in northern Florida who hates miami. So much of the time he isn't here for Days and wants someone in the house.
I tried to give him 700 and he laughed and told me use for college, I don't pay rent I guess, so imma go and fill his fridge and kitchen with as much beer and food as two carts can carry.
He also gots a lot of really high quality clothing and sexy friends, both of which he told me to make myself at home with.
If he hadn't mentioned the boyfriend in Northern. Florida I would be considering dating him despite 14 year age difference.
He also asked me if I will replace the broken door lock and I am really happy he asked me to do something coz I hate being a fucking freeloader even if I'm fucking an old gay math professor I met in college. Which imo was a good person to sexually holler at.
Also he's 45 and looks younger than I do.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-01-12 at 6:25 PM UTCDude I think using Google translate to fuck foreigners is soo fucking hotThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-12 at 6:30 PM UTC
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2023-01-12 at 6:34 PM UTCAlso everyone,
Every night since Jan 4th I fought at least once. I love it
I had 2 bottles smashed on me last night by multiple ppl while I spit on and made fun of this fat black lady who tried to steal from me lol for hours I drunkenly followed her around yelling
"Hey DON'T BUY CRACK FROM HER SHE'S SELL ME DRYWALL"
she wasnt selling Crack she was begging for change and I ruined it so badly for her crackhead friends threw a bottle at me twice but since they were men I threw beer on them (missed) and then hurt them pretty badly with my hands.
I fought more in the last week than in last 5 years combined and I loved it, never had to use a weapon, never fought anyone I thought I would just be hurting.
Mostly I like fighting really loud really tall black men but I make exceptions for anyone who wants to get near me and tell me imma get hurt, then I say ORLY and egg them on to fight me.
When I get called a cracker I tell them I'm not racist, they got a lot of shit wrong with them and skin color ain't one of them -
2023-01-12 at 6:38 PM UTCso you're just going full tilt homo relapse now
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2023-01-12 at 6:41 PM UTCThey're is 780$ on my food stamps lol, 2100 on my debit card and if I show up to college tomorrow or Monday I get 4k direct depositThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-12 at 6:43 PM UTC
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2023-01-12 at 7:42 PM UTC
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2023-01-12 at 7:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Imagine being a hard working tax payer and finding out you're financing violent faggots in Florida.
I can't relate to how you feel knowing I get;
Free education
Free medication (which I'm not taking lol)
Free food
Free hospital visits, never a copay.
Oh and thousands of dollars yearly plus I can 4300 Pell grant education bill + FL 800 minus school fees (0 for all homeless ppl)
I get line 4180 of that in a week. I think imma get my name on the lease, get the professors permission to buy him a nice new small weapon. He never had one but doesn't have felonies.
Only issue is he eats salads and pork. He put pork cubes on my salad...
The freezer is full of pig, no fish or chicken. I think I will have to abstain from practicing Muslim dietary laws, coz uh when in Rome plus I'm also am unapologetic aggressive sodomite.
Every night I spent homeless I got laid at least once, 3/7 of which I had to pay less than 60$ for. One gave me the money back to get her Crack, so after I got it for her, she offered to smoke it with me if I'd her again with my big dick once we got really high.
I've almost entirely avoided hard drugs and hard liquor cuz I'm afraid honestly of sleeping hard and being at the mercy of anyone who walks by.
But now I'm not homeless, I'm ordering cock rings from Amazon and going to hide the packaging it comes in so I may establish residency rapidly -
2023-01-12 at 7:57 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-12 at 7:58 PM UTCu shud suk his granps dik
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2023-01-12 at 8:01 PM UTC
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2023-01-12 at 8:07 PM UTC
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2023-01-12 at 8:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Imagine being a hard working tax payer and finding out you're financing violent faggots in Florida.
Originally posted by blaster master Shiiit that's pretty Ballin my brolo. Glad you doing okay was worried about you for a min.
I expected to die and every moment worse for anyone near me while drinking around as many homeless as possible.
Now I'm fucking a professor, we agreed on I buy food and give him dick. He already washed my old clothes and asked to put them in the garbage then showed me 3 shirt and pants options and he said no all 3 for first seconds and third day. And he likes me. He calls me son and corrected me to call him the term for nice grandmother. Kinda weird but idhaf -
2023-01-12 at 9:03 PM UTCLol I mistranslated he's 54 not 45. I'm bad with numbers.
So he's 25 not 14 years older than me.
And is still in better shape than I am. -
2023-01-12 at 9:35 PM UTC
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2023-01-12 at 9:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley Also everyone,
Every night since Jan 4th I fought at least once. I love it
I had 2 bottles smashed on me last night by multiple ppl while I spit on and made fun of this fat black lady who tried to steal from me lol for hours I drunkenly followed her around yelling
"Hey DON'T BUY CRACK FROM HER SHE'S SELL ME DRYWALL"
she wasnt selling Crack she was begging for change and I ruined it so badly for her crackhead friends threw a bottle at me twice but since they were men I threw beer on them (missed) and then hurt them pretty badly with my hands.
I fought more in the last week than in last 5 years combined and I loved it, never had to use a weapon, never fought anyone I thought I would just be hurting.
Mostly I like fighting really loud really tall black men but I make exceptions for anyone who wants to get near me and tell me imma get hurt, then I say ORLY and egg them on to fight me.
When I get called a cracker I tell them I'm not racist, they got a lot of shit wrong with them and skin color ain't one of them
you had bootles smashed on your head and did not go to er or was bleeding? -
2023-01-12 at 9:43 PM UTCBradley you disgust me seriouslyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-12 at 9:45 PM UTC
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