2016-04-12 at 11:50 AM UTC
Last night I had a dream that I was ripping my pubic hair off with scotch tape.
2016-04-15 at 11:08 PM UTC
I had a dream last night that I had a pound of magic mushrooms and we were cooking them into mashed potato's and then I had to go out into the snow and stop the Grinch from stealing Christmas before the shrooms hit me but I was already high and kept falling into the snow as he went around the yard hiding around corners and dancing to the Drake song "Cellphone". Then I had to go to work at my old job and the entire store was converted to fishtanks and they were leaking everywhere
Then someone asked me for black and white poly and I tried selling them Mylar and then both registers had huge lineups of customers, little girls wanting me to catch fish and people buying dog toys and I just wanted to get the fuck out of there because I didn't even work there I just happened to be standing there and all the old customers kept saying "hey your back working here?" Then Whoopi Goldberg woke me up saying something about black women in America
What a horrible nightmare. This is what I get for leaving the TV on when I sleep.
2016-04-16 at 2:45 AM UTC
2 days ago I had a dream I acted like a tard in front of my hot 9th grade math teacher who went to therapy because of me, and while I was in the class I smoked a crack pipe packed with rocks and 4-meo-pcp powder. Last night I had a dream I was with my friend, and we stole spice from a deli and smoked it outside while the guy chased us out.
I know what 4-meo-pcp feels like now and I've never even tried it.
