Imcessant's Adventures in Cooking

1. 2023-01-10 at 2:08 AM UTC

   #1
   Incessant African Astronaut
   This thread is for me to document the recipes I'm trying. If I'm feeling generous maybe I'll share progress pics of the dish.
   
   Tonight or tomorrow I'm going to try to recreate the Starbucks kale and portabella egg bites.
   
   I got a Texas shaped silicon muffin pan for Christmas and there's a heart on the top kind of recessed that will be perfect for holding siracha.
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2. 2023-01-10 at 2:09 AM UTC

   #2
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Just eat steak problem solved no more 'recipies'
3. 2023-01-10 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #3
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RIPtotse Just eat steak problem solved no more 'recipies'

   
   Heart problems, high blood pressure, and cholesterol run in my family so I don't eat much red meat. I do love a good butter rosemary seared steak tho for special occasions.
4. 2023-01-10 at 2:13 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by RIPtotse Just eat steak problem solved no more 'recipies'

   
   Don’t forget the potatoes
5. 2023-01-10 at 2:33 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Incessant Heart problems, high blood pressure, and cholesterol run in my family so I don't eat much red meat. I do love a good butter rosemary seared steak tho for special occasions.

   
   Are you looking for healthy recipes? We made turkey stir-fry tacos tonight and they were SO good.
6. 2023-01-10 at 2:43 AM UTC

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   in da crawlspace - number sleven Houston
   I'll believe it when I see it and then even th4n I still won't believe it unless it's WITH my OWN TWO EYES
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7. 2023-01-10 at 3:13 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   Cook crack instead
8. 2023-01-10 at 3:20 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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9. 2023-01-10 at 3:23 AM UTC

   #9
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by frala Are you looking for healthy recipes? We made turkey stir-fry tacos tonight and they were SO good.

   
   Sure. Is this some sort of fusion? Lol
   
   I was lazy for lunch so I just cut up a turkey burger patty and put it on a salad.
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10. 2023-01-10 at 3:25 AM UTC

    #10
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Idk how to make crack. I'm sure there is a snack called crack I could make tho.
11. 2023-01-10 at 3:40 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh I have a quick easy lunch recipe too! Do you ever use the brand Mighty Spark? Their Bruschetta Chicken is delicious. I heat that in a pan with some spinach. Then put in a a spinach tortilla wrap with a spinach artichoke spread. Sometimes I will use beyond beyond burger too.
    
    For Tacos:
    -Chop cilantro
    -Thinly slice poblano or long green pepper
    -In a bowl toss 4 oz red cabbage, cilantro, 2 tsp vinegar, 1 tsp sugar, and pinch of salt - Set aside
    -Heat drizzle of oil in pan, add green pepper until softened
    -Add 10 oz ground turkey - salt and pepper to taste then once browned add 2 tbsp of sweet soy glaze and remove pan from heat once meat is coated
    -Make spicy mayo to drizzle
    We use small tortillas. You can add the slaw, crispy onions, extra cilantro, and spicy mayo to your preference.
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12. 2023-01-10 at 5:12 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    My favorite thing to cook and eat is fajitas. Easy as fuck. Onions, peppers, choose your protein/filling, done. Even a retard can cook a piece of chicken or steak with some vegetables
13. 2023-01-10 at 6:08 AM UTC

    #13
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frala Oh I have a quick easy lunch recipe too! Do you ever use the brand Mighty Spark? Their Bruschetta Chicken is delicious. I heat that in a pan with some spinach. Then put in a a spinach tortilla wrap with a spinach artichoke spread. Sometimes I will use beyond beyond burger too.
    
    For Tacos:
    -Chop cilantro
    -Thinly slice poblano or long green pepper
    -In a bowl toss 4 oz red cabbage, cilantro, 2 tsp vinegar, 1 tsp sugar, and pinch of salt - Set aside
    -Heat drizzle of oil in pan, add green pepper until softened
    -Add 10 oz ground turkey - salt and pepper to taste then once browned add 2 tbsp of sweet soy glaze and remove pan from heat once meat is coated
    -Make spicy mayo to drizzle
    We use small tortillas. You can add the slaw, crispy onions, extra cilantro, and spicy mayo to your preference.

    
    Yum both sound good. I don't know that brand
14. 2023-01-10 at 6:09 AM UTC

    #14
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster My favorite thing to cook and eat is fajitas. Easy as fuck. Onions, peppers, choose your protein/filling, done. Even a retard can cook a piece of chicken or steak with some vegetables

    
    Yeah but I'm from Texas. If I'm going to make that I'm going to grill it by the pool for my friends after a day of drinking or I'm going to buy it from the Mexican place down the road.
    
    Good call tho, fajitas are dank
15. 2023-01-10 at 6:17 AM UTC

    #15
    Incessant African Astronaut
    This is my go to quick lunch. I usually have romaine hearts on hand instead of endive.
    
    https://parade.com/841325/communitytable/mexican-tuna-boats/#addthis
    
    I never have much time to cook at lunch so I also make seared zucchini to put in goiten free pasta with marinara and nutritional yeast instead of cheese.
16. 2023-01-10 at 6:32 AM UTC

    #16
    in da crawlspace - number sleven Houston

    Originally posted by frala

    
    Hoy shit, had to turn the g-g-g-angster down on my lappie
17. 2023-01-21 at 12:17 AM UTC

    #17
    Incessant African Astronaut
    I've been really overwhelmed and stuff so. I still haven't made these but I reallllyyy hope I do tomorrow.
    
    Also clean your house by Saturday at midnight so you don't take any filth into the new year.
18. 2023-01-24 at 5:45 PM UTC

    #18
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    So far this adventure amounts to looking out of the front door.
19. 2023-01-24 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Thank the lort for door dash.
20. 2023-01-24 at 6:03 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Incessant Idk how to make crack. I'm sure there is a snack called crack I could make tho.

    
    According to Google there is…
    
    The ultimate crowd-pleasing party food, this “Crack Snack” earned its name for a good reason! With just 4 simple ingredients — pecans, cereal, butter, and brown sugar — you can whip up this crunchy, sweet, and salty snack mix in a matter of minutes.