can i slip my noodle in your poodle?

1. 2017-05-15 at 6:37 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i really need to stop fapping to gore and find a girlfriend
   
   will i ever be loved by a woman
   
   :(
2. 2017-05-15 at 6:38 AM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   no my poodle is gluten-intolerant
3. 2017-05-15 at 6:41 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   >anal rampage
   >molotov everything
   >kill self
   >??????
   >profit
4. 2017-05-15 at 6:47 AM UTC

   #4
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
5. 2017-05-15 at 6:57 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dargo >anal rampage
   >molotov everything
   >kill self
   >??????
   >profit

   
   explain to me this business model
6. 2017-05-15 at 6:58 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Oasis explain to me this business model

   
   It's self explanatory. Let me know if you still have doubts after step 3.
7. 2017-05-15 at 7:15 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This is my fetish.
8. 2017-05-15 at 9:09 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ... maybe.
9. 2017-05-15 at 9:59 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   You need to get out more. I met my gf after my buddy met her at the bus stop. They got talking and my buddy said: Oh yeah, you should come hang out with us. She was like: Lol, sounds dope. So we did. Actually, my gf pretty aggressively went for me, in a good way. She is the type of girl that just goes and gets what she wants. Was a refreshing change from having to chase dat ass all the time.