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I just scammed another free $37 pizza from Lou Malnati's...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, i acted pissed and told the driver the manager comped my pie because i've been waiting too long...it works every time.
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    The delivery driver who I tricked will have to pay for that pie out- of -pocket... but I don't care. As long i benefit...thats wut matters, folks.
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    I tipped the driver $3.
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Tell us more true things that happened.
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  5. #5
    blaster master victim of incest
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  6. #6
    What do you do when the driver returns and starts banging on the doors and windows?
  7. #7
    Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Pathetic.
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    AY LO
  9. #9
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung The delivery driver who I tricked will have to pay for that pie out- of -pocket… but I don't care. As long i benefit…thats wut matters, folks.

    You didn't do shit you lying sack of shit, go jab a fork at an electric outlet
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  10. #10
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by blaster master aww, thats terrible well hung. i'm about to grill up a tbone steak

    Like a bawssss
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    LOUS
  12. #12
    Lets see a pic of this $37 pizza next time you get one.
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  13. #13
    Balloon Man African Astronaut
    It's like a $36 pizza, only more so
  14. #14
    I've never had either so a pic would be great.
  15. #15
    Balloon Man African Astronaut
    It's like a $35 pizza, only two more so
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Balloon Man It's like a $35 pizza, only two more so

    Sauce?
  17. #17
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sauce?

    It's deep dish red sauce pizza. But yeah they come in packs of 3 for like $100. Someone gifted one to me once and I found it to be very average and just as good as what I could get from a local place for less money.
  18. #18
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Deep dish sucks and chicagoans dont eat it

    Its just a cruel trick they play to tourists and laugh the whole time they watch them try to eat one of those monstrosities
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  19. #19
    Originally posted by Rape Monster It's deep dish red sauce pizza. But yeah they come in packs of 3 for like $100. Someone gifted one to me once and I found it to be very average and just as good as what I could get from a local place for less money.

    There's a pizza place here in Houston called "Mellow Mushroom" or something like that...people raved about it to me including ex wife #2. I eventually went...it was as bland as a $5 frozen pizza.

    I want to say the bill was $60 or so (with a couple of beers).
  20. #20
    Ghost Black Hole
    loiiiiuu
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