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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Dude you're pretty fat, dte is like 99lb, it would never work out
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm thinking about eating a fist full of acid, getting some new Botox injections, fucking futureman's asshole, painting my neighbors house and purchasing a new Polaris, giving my credit card to some girl to buy whatever groceries she wants, copy pasting some shit onto the internet to appear smart, whining about some other stuff, killing myself, holding a second funeral for my dad, and opening a sex zoo
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm thinking about this year and how FUCKED it's gonna be for everyone.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley I'm thinking about this year and how FUCKED it's gonna be for everyone.

    Yeah what's gonna happen for everyone?
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    I can't tell you only can give hints
  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Dude you're pretty fat, dte is like 99lb, it would never work out

    No I’m not. I’m 5’8 , 160. I would beat the brakes off you or him
  7. DontTellEm Black Hole
    you CLOWN. You better give MmQ some RESULTS.
  8. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm thinking about eating a fist full of acid, getting some new Botox injections, fucking futureman's asshole, painting my neighbors house and purchasing a new Polaris, giving my credit card to some girl to buy whatever groceries she wants, copy pasting some shit onto the internet to appear smart, whining about some other stuff, killing myself, holding a second funeral for my dad, and opening a sex zoo

    This about covers it folks, we can logout now.
  9. Originally posted by Bradley It's probably too pressurized or a weak seal it's a common problem, if it works fine it's probably a slow leak. I'd replace. Chance of explosion is negligible

    just because you choose to neglect the problem doesnt mean that the problem has suddenly become improbable.

    consider the fact that most people put their lighter inside their front pocket right next to their balls .... i dont think its a good idea no matter how negliable the possibility is.
  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm thinking about eating a fist full of acid, getting some new Botox injections, fucking futureman's asshole, painting my neighbors house and purchasing a new Polaris, giving my credit card to some girl to buy whatever groceries she wants, copy pasting some shit onto the internet to appear smart, whining about some other stuff, killing myself, holding a second funeral for my dad, and opening a sex zoo

    I have 7 Polaris sleds for sale buddy, I'll hook you up
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny just because you choose to neglect the problem doesnt mean that the problem has suddenly become improbable.

    consider the fact that most people put their lighter inside their front pocket right next to their balls …. i dont think its a good idea no matter how negliable the possibility is.

    I don't think your Mongolian heritage has bequiefed you with a good understanding of lighters

    Without a spark it's just pressurized gas rapidly expanding.

    Being in your pocket when it explodes isn't an issue since it'll be frost bite at worst on your thigh.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by POLECAT I have 7 Polaris sleds for sale buddy, I'll hook you up

    I think polecat is one of the few members here I could trust to buy an expensive machine off of and not get fucked over.
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Bradley I think polecat is one of the few members here I could trust to buy an expensive machine off of and not get fucked over.

    if you think you could get a snowmobile from me that hasnt been fucked into a withered mess you would be mistaken. now if its a tacoma then its probably over priced but good
  14. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Can you not?
  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DontTellEm No I’m not. I’m 5’8 , 160. I would beat the brakes off you or him

    I would piledrive you into the sidewalk no problem
  17. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Rape Monster

    Looks delicious
  18. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I would piledrive you into the sidewalk no problem
    No u wouldn’t. Stupid
  19. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    holy fuck i found a 15 yr old who fucks dogs:
    https://instagram.com/terrykiss22?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
  20. 2050 is as close as 1996.
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