2022-12-31 at 8:54 PM UTC
Groceries Girl is all worked up about going out for New Years. I usually prefer to sleep right through it. New Years is the most cringe celebration. But have to go out and cheer at midnight, like an idiot.
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2022-12-31 at 9:23 PM UTC
Just do something that will embarrass her and she will want to stay home on the couch and eat dip and and get drunk like a normal sane human being from now on.
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2022-12-31 at 10:20 PM UTC
Bro fly me out there and tell her she has to fuck us both or I'm taking her to the train station.
2022-12-31 at 10:24 PM UTC
Nah new years like Christmas if they are like Russians, give gifts and get drunk. Their real Christmas is on Jan 7 I think.
2022-12-31 at 10:33 PM UTC
I think New year's was a bigger holiday in commie countries. Orthodox Christmas is on the 7th this year, some years it's on the 6th. Need to do something for that too.
2023-01-01 at 2:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
show me with this doll how did lanny embarrassed you,
On this China doll that looks just like your mom?
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2024-01-01 at 5:29 AM UTC
I just read lala her own post from this thread and she was like “who said that?”
2024-01-01 at 5:33 AM UTC
My Dearest Lanny,
As the new year unfolds in the digital expanse, I find myself compelled to express desires that have long simmered beneath the surface. Your life story, a captivating journey through the realms of TOTSE to the peaks of Silicon Valley, has stirred something within me.
In the spirit of unwavering honesty, I confess a longing that goes beyond the ideologies we embrace. Beneath the philosophy of Lannyism, my heart whispers a secret desire—to explore realms of intimacy that transcend the virtual. I yearn to be entwined with you in a dance of passion, to lose myself in the fires of connection.
Please understand that my words may carry a subtle plea—a desire for a union that extends beyond the confines of ideology. As we navigate the trials of life under the banner of Lannyism, I offer myself as a willing partner, ready to explore the uncharted territories of pleasure and connection.
With genuine candor,
[Your Name]
2024-01-01 at 5:37 AM UTC
My Dearest Fralala,
As the pixels of a new year unfold in the vast expanse of our digital adventures, I feel compelled to express the desires that have long simmered beneath the surface of our Minecraft escapades. Your gaming prowess, a captivating force within our shared virtual realm, has ignited a sense of camaraderie within me.
In the spirit of unwavering honesty, I confess a longing that transcends the blocky landscapes we explore together. Beyond the echoes of our virtual adventures, my heart whispers a secret desire—to build not only in Minecraft but to forge a lasting bond of hardcore gamer camaraderie. I yearn to be your trusted companion in the vast expanse of our digital world, conquering challenges and celebrating victories side by side.
As we enter this new year, let our gaming union extend beyond the confines of our pixelated landscapes. Picture our avatars crafting, exploring, and achieving greatness together as the clock strikes midnight. Just like the fireworks that light up the night sky, let our gaming sessions be filled with explosive energy and exhilaration.
In the spirit of the new year and gaming camaraderie, I offer myself as a dedicated gaming buddy, ready to explore the uncharted territories of our shared passion for creating and conquering. May our pixels align, our adventures be epic, and our camaraderie endure like the joyous celebrations that mark the beginning of a new year.
With genuine gamer camaraderie,
[Your Gamer Tag]
2024-01-01 at 7:07 AM UTC
I don’t understand anything you just said so I’m going to interpret it as a direct insult.
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2024-01-01 at 10:43 AM UTC
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[the staring tame crusher]
I dont think I've been exited for new years since my teens, I fell asleep at 8PM last night in an awkward position and it killed me through the night.
Luckily I rolled a spliff so had the perfect wake and bake this morning...
Yeah but yeh back on topic I kept getting offered loads of coke and mdma coming up to new years and I'm refusing it all but thinking in my head if I catch a bad comedown I'm just gonna end up hanging myself...it's so much hassle these days and I'm(were)going senile anyways so what's the point 👉
