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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Fuming mad deciding if I want pancakes or not. I always eat pancakes when I have a bad day
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a nigger
  3. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls mi leff gyym felin liek mi bols wer liek watemelon go pon de frie chickan hut bum tyre poof go rahh

    me h8 wen me soupy bols getd chikn smeel bd me cum
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    well so far today I stuffed my tacoma up on a side hill next to my one ton just before realising I needed to go get diesel for the tractor, but I got lucky and was able to move the one ton and trailer so I could slide sideways out of that spot with the tacoma and go get diesel. got back and stuffed the tacoma up in the snow again so it was out of the way then moves the one ton again and started plowing theout back road so I could put the trtailer and one ton out there for the rest of the winter.
    got it plowed and then moved the trash trailer out of the way and plowed the rest of the front yard then unhooked the trailer from the one ton and used the tractor and chains to move the trailer out back then moved the one ton out back them moved the 2 tacomas back into the driveway then removed the plywood box off the trash trailer and rebagged all the trash and stacked it on the tacoma so it can go to thetransfer station in the morning,, then I got a sled full of firewood and brought it inside to burn, now I'm waiting for my steak to be cooked and after that i'll go out to the semi trailer and build another shelf in it and bag up all the trash from unpacking all the stuff to put on shelves ,, it made a huge mess but by tomorrow afternoon I should have room to drag 2 sleds into the semi trailer for to work on
  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Getting high in the freezer at work
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by POLECAT well so far today I stuffed my tacoma up on a side hill next to my one ton just before realising I needed to go get diesel for the tractor, but I got lucky and was able to move the one ton and trailer so I could slide sideways out of that spot with the tacoma and go get diesel. got back and stuffed the tacoma up in the snow again so it was out of the way then moves the one ton again and started plowing theout back road so I could put the trtailer and one ton out there for the rest of the winter.
    got it plowed and then moved the trash trailer out of the way and plowed the rest of the front yard then unhooked the trailer from the one ton and used the tractor and chains to move the trailer out back then moved the one ton out back them moved the 2 tacomas back into the driveway then removed the plywood box off the trash trailer and rebagged all the trash and stacked it on the tacoma so it can go to thetransfer station in the morning,, then I got a sled full of firewood and brought it inside to burn, now I'm waiting for my steak to be cooked and after that i'll go out to the semi trailer and build another shelf in it and bag up all the trash from unpacking all the stuff to put on shelves ,, it made a huge mess but by tomorrow afternoon I should have room to drag 2 sleds into the semi trailer for to work on

    Bro use the enter button here and there.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Making Bradley Bs Bean Dip for the AA new years dinner tomorrow.

    (Contains no beans)
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    bout to eat bacon and eggs then its off to the dump to drop a load, then back home to build shelves again
  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    dabs in bed
  10. jerryb African Astronaut
    Damn POLECAT got a lot of energy, take me about a week to do all that shit.
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    message from the future: 2023 is GAY
  12. jerryb African Astronaut
    Damn I hope 2023 doesn't make me gay, I kinda like what women look like naked.
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    kek, there was a guy on zoklet that changed his name every year

    2012 is GAY
    2013 is GAY
    2014 is REALLY FUCKING GAY
  14. Originally posted by jerryb Damn I hope 2023 doesn't make me gay, I kinda like what women look like naked.

    in 2023 women have penises.

    and you will like them.
  15. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny in 2023 women have penises.

    and you will like them.

    I already have a woman and she came penisless. I know she is an actual woman because she birthed my kids. If something happens to her I will forsake women until I croak.
  16. Originally posted by jerryb I already have a woman and she came penisless. I know she is an actual woman because she birthed my kids. If something happens to her I will forsake women until I croak.

    i hope your sons and grandsons dont become women.
  17. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i hope your sons and grandsons dont become women.

    I hope so too. My daughter is married to a man and my sons like girls so maybe that generation is ok but who knows what the future brings.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Your sons may have secrets like many young men have these days
  19. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Your sons may have secrets like many young men have these days

    Maybe Bradley, I've learned over the years that people never know how their kids will grow up to be. I personally only know 1 gay guy and he keeps quiet about it and a super nice guy. I know a couple lesbians and they're some fucked up bitches.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Aside from two men I slept with I haven't discussed my sexuality with anyone nor do I intend to.
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