2022-12-30 at 11:07 AM UTC
Got to clean up dog shit at 5 am because he ate all the fucking cat food and got diarrhea
Fuck I hate dogs sometimes, I'm an animal lover and whatnot but they create so much fucking work compared to a nice chill cat that rarely makes a mess of anything.
Motherfucker
2022-12-30 at 11:59 AM UTC
dojt leave that oldje dog alone with a girl
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2022-12-30 at 12:36 PM UTC
Yeah after our last dog I said no more. I really like dogs and miss having one but they can be a pain in the ass. We have 2 outside cats that take care of the field mice and bring them in when it's cold and don't really have problems with them, give them a litter box and no problem.
2022-12-30 at 12:42 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
No dog, or only full blood chow.
They h8 everyone but their owners and dont latch when they bite, they keep biting.
Best dogs ever, plus their purple tongue is adorable. Must be raised from puppy though. My parents have 3. Not a squirrel or mole in the yard.
2022-12-30 at 1:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
dojt leave that oldje dog alone with warioat
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2022-12-30 at 3:41 PM UTC
Hey PoC, have you considered putting the catfood on the bathroom counter? That's what my mom does for BoBo so that her dog doesn't steal it all then look guilty as hell.
2022-12-30 at 3:46 PM UTC
this is why i use dog prostitutes.
they come to me when they want to be petted and i pet them and feed them whenever i want to or have excess food, they take care of themselves for the rest of the time and i dont think about them.
i get the benefit of owning dogs without the chores and responsibilities that come with having dogs.
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2022-12-30 at 6:25 PM UTC
if you want the dog to not eat the cat food just eat all the cat food yourself dummy
2022-12-30 at 6:28 PM UTC
I found out yesterday my cat loves summer sausage, in fact it goes apeshit for it.
2022-12-30 at 11:04 PM UTC
There's nothing like stepping in dog shit with your bare foot and having it push up between your toes like a waffle stomp
2022-12-31 at 12:43 AM UTC
Typically dog is cooked like squirrel, slowly and in something to keep it juicy like a slowcooker, stew, or in a form of grease.
