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Poll: 💦 How do we determine who has the yummiest cummiest cummies? 💦

  • Pick a dedicated cummoisseur and mail them all individual cum samples to try
    100%
  • Each guy mails OP multiple cum samples to make cumcrates with everyones cum in them, mail these to everyone who sent cum
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  • Self-report: tell us what the forward notes of your cum are, whether your nut is nutty or fruity, what aromas and tastes you experience
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who has the tastiest cum on NIS

  1. #1
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    a chef needs to sample what he's cooking u no? so surely every dude on the forum knows what their own cummies taste like. but there's like no way of comparing notes. we do not have an experienced cummoisseur who has tasted u all.
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    how would you be sure that unscrupulous contestants haven't TAINTED their samples with sugar, cinnamon or anthrax? you wouldn't, that's how. without UNBROKEN chain of custody you must SAMPLE THE SAP STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE
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  3. #3
    reminds me of the job at the soler panel factory

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  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Reminds me of an edit??
  5. #5
    Originally posted by mmQ Reminds me of an edit??

    hold my beer and say that again but slower this time and then give my beer back
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Rat faces’ mom is the nominated cum sampler by default
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol official cum sampler
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls Rat faces’ mom is the nominated cum sampler by default

    Dedicated your life to sampling cum

    Proud of you tbh fam
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *doesn't reply for over a year*

    I know the BIT
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  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Habdvdveyeueuxvxvxbxbdnrmeeieoeaoa
  11. #11
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by mmQ Dedicated your life to sampling cum

    Proud of you tbh fam

    Life, ironic

    What’s fam?

    You are my fan?
  12. #12
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Can u cum without balls?

    Asking for a friend

    No wait no im not

    Im asking because op is a post /half/ op tranny
  13. #13
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Can u cum without balls?

    Asking for a friend

    No wait no im not

    Im asking because op is a post /half/ op tranny

    varies from person to person but yeah, most ppl i think can still 'cum' ie orgasm.

    'ejaculate' (n.) consists solely of prostatic fluid, for obvious reasons (or close enough to solely, idk the composition of cum off da top o' my head). not sure if there was an effect on the *ahem* velocity of ejaculation, i was never one to be firing thick ropy ribbons of cum to begin with. my loads have never been 'shot', so much as... jelq'd and dripped.

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  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Meikai varies from person to person but yeah, most ppl i think can still 'cum' ie orgasm.

    'ejaculate' (n.) consists solely of prostatic fluid, for obvious reasons (or close enough to solely, idk the composition of cum off da top o' my head). not sure if there was an effect on the *ahem* velocity of ejaculation, i was never one to be firing thick ropy ribbons of cum to begin with. my loads have never been 'shot', so much as… jelq'd and dripped.


    This is a free lala thank.
  15. #15
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Post an otter, get a thank.
  16. #16
    You otter know that is a seal.
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  17. #17
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    stop this sealieness guys
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  18. #18
    Now I know why they always had taste testers.
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  20. #20
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I only eat lbs of asparagus b4 i cum in girls mouthsesses
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