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  1. #1
    Meikai Heck This Schlong


    The year of the schwein was the last good year. The last real year. Ever since then it's been disease and disaster and totalitarian Anti-Trumpist True-Doers. Look at the orc. The porc. Don't tell me you wouldn't let him Saddam your Gamorrean.

  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    I can see how viewing this type of media with a limp penis made you start emulating them.

    If you took a little better care of your body I'd be interested again.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  4. #4
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Wtf am I watching
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    my favourite boss fight is at around 9:45, it's just a pyramid of dudes spitting fireballs
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    wtf
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you have to dodge the last boss' farts and shoot him in the ass
  8. #8
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley I can see how viewing this type of media with a limp penis made you start emulating them.
    wat?

    bradlee

    wat the fugg are you talking about u psychic psychotic odinist dwarf-fucker

    Originally posted by Bradley If you took a little better care of your body I'd be interested again.

    good for you. i have scronny. 👀

    also ive been smoking tekafetamin since like june u dum alcoholic spiceroy jigger

    do u think i can deify physics? the laws of thermo-nuclear dominatrices wud prevent me from staying fat after such a long bingé. is a fait accompli.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I dunno I've seen a fat tweaker before


    science can't overcome drug magic
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Meikai wat?

    bradlee

    wat the fugg are you talking about u psychic psychotic odinist dwarf-fucker



    good for you. i have scronny. 👀

    also ive been smoking tekafetamin since like june u dum alcoholic spiceroy jigger

    do u think i can deify physics? the laws of thermo-nuclear dominatrices wud prevent me from staying fat after such a long bingé. is a fait accompli.

    Ok show me how attractive you are now I've already seen you at your worse

    Also there are some fat tweakers, rare but real
  11. #11
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra I dunno I've seen a fat tweaker before


    science can't overcome drug magic

    tbf im not *skinny* skinny. scron looks like a victim of the hall of cost. i've slimmed down pretty substantially tho, compared 2 how fat i was b4. istg the first 3 or so months i only ate like 10 times lol - and usually not much. problem with tek and weightloss is unless you keep doing it 24/7 you will be super hungry at some point, and if you get super hungry like that regularly enough and pig out, its easy to wipe out your calorie deficit up to that point with like a single meal. rinse, repeat, remain fat af. honestly even with how little i've eaten, my lack of physikal activity means fairly low calories out - ive probably still only been burning like ~a half kg of fat a week? almost def nowhere close to burning two lbs a week. so... call it 26 weeks and ive prob lost less than 40 lbs (im not checking - bad juju).

    but im at leeeeeeaaaast noticeably less fat. i fit into some stuff i didn't before, waist measurement went down like 3" or 4" (number still absurdly high by women's standards but sadly that's ultimately always gonna be the case for me ), etc.

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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Meikai tbf im not *skinny* skinny. scron looks like a victim of the hall of cost. i've slimmed down pretty substantially tho, compared 2 how fat i was b4. istg the first 3 or so months i only ate like 10 times lol - and usually not much. problem with tek and weightloss is unless you keep doing it 24/7 you will be super hungry at some point, and if you get super hungry like that regularly enough and pig out, its easy to wipe out your calorie deficit up to that point with like a single meal. rinse, repeat, remain fat af. honestly even with how little i've eaten, my lack of physikal activity means fairly low calories out - ive probably still only been burning like ~a half kg of fat a week? almost def nowhere close to burning two lbs a week. so… call it 26 weeks and ive prob lost less than 40 lbs (im not checking - bad juju).

    but im at leeeeeeaaaast noticeably less fat. i fit into some stuff i didn't before, waist measurement went down like 3" or 4" (number still absurdly high by women's standards but sadly that's ultimately always gonna be the case for me ), etc.


    Whats it like beimg a transexual meth-head?

    Will give info on wot its like to be a not gay opiod addict n return k
  13. #13
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Whats it like beimg a transexual meth-head?

    Will give info on wot its like to be a not gay opiod addict n return k

    it varies from being great to being shitty ig? helpful with the dieting as i said, and gives me the focus/confidence required to plan and wear cuter outfits than my usual lazy hoodies+pj pants combo. big downside is the stimmies make me need to type walls of text sometimes, and cringeposting a bunch of autistic pseudointellectual garbage on twitter causes hella gender dysphoria (i can't even tell myself the autistic hoes do that shit too sometimes - it is such a singularly male vibe when i do it, and i hate that shit). 🤮
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Meikai it varies from being great to being shitty ig? helpful with the dieting as i said, and gives me the focus/confidence required to plan and wear cuter outfits than my usual lazy hoodies+pj pants combo. big downside is the stimmies make me need to type walls of text sometimes, and cringeposting a bunch of autistic pseudointellectual garbage on twitter causes hella gender dysphoria (i can't even tell myself the autistic hoes do that shit too sometimes - it is such a singularly male vibe when i do it, and i hate that shit🤮).

    I have a more normal question -- hi. How have you been?

    Are you using heroin these days Lucy?
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ I have a more normal question – hi. How have you been?

    Are you using heroin these days Lucy?

    NOPE opiates are gross and for losers

    im doing good tho :)
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  16. #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Meikai NOPE opiates are gross and for losers

    im doing good tho :)

    You make good points... Always have.
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  17. #17
    jerryb African Astronaut
    I'm sure they are out there but every meth head I've known was a lying, thieving piece of shit. All the long time users died of heart problems.

    Granted I try to avoid them so don't know a lot of them so maybe I just ran into the shitheads.
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