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  1. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Weighing my penis
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    130 grams
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a nigger.
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Your hand doesn't deserve to be called names
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    where the fuck is my tin of acid
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    😎
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a nigger.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Gonna play age of empires 2 in a little bit
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a nigger.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    growing gills

    fuck evolution I'm going to walk backwards into the ocean
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Bro you really think that's a bad cut.
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    not the worst I've had but the first time I've actually seen blood shoot out
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Did you need to stuff it out just wrap it
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I just wrapped it but since it can't fully close I might glue it tomorrow

    I think the worst was when I was throwing an FS knife around and managed to catch it in my leg
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra

    growing gills

    fuck evolution I'm going to walk backwards into the ocean

    I cut my thumb with a camping knife and it took two weeks to heal, I thought it wasn’t going to and I’d lose a chunk of skin but I just fell asleep one night with my arm hanging over the bed so the blood to get to it, it was healed the next day. I still have a scar.
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    meh, most of the time it's fine if you can stop the bleeding and keep it clean; the only time I'd even bother with stitches otherwise is if I was afraid of tendon damage

    the only reason this is noteworthy is because of the spray, even when I stabbed my leg it just poured out. I didn't know it could actually happen without opening a major artery
  17. Kafka sweaty
    I remember watching my dad sew his own thumb after tipping the needle in tea. Maybe I was too young but that's what it looked like.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by aldra I just wrapped it but since it can't fully close I might glue it tomorrow

    I think the worst was when I was throwing an FS knife around and managed to catch it in my leg

    Fs?
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairbairn%E2%80%93Sykes_fighting_knife
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    I stabbed myself to the bone in my left thumb but the knife was so sharp that despite hitting the bone with the knife it healed into a hairline scar.

    But I heal really well from knife wounds.
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