Merry Christmas

1. 2022-12-25 at 2:50 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Merry Christmas.
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2. 2022-12-25 at 3:28 PM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Merry Christmas Fona <3
3. 2022-12-25 at 3:35 PM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Merry christmas fona #1 and fona #2
4. 2022-12-25 at 3:57 PM UTC

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   Totse2k1 Houston
   Merry Christmas.
5. 2022-12-25 at 4:24 PM UTC

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   Kafka sweaty
   I didn’t get to read these as a child and want to write a fantasy novel at some point so.
   
   
6. 2022-12-25 at 4:30 PM UTC

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   Totse2k1 Houston
   The second book, if you care to discuss it ever, is one of my favorites.
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7. 2022-12-25 at 4:32 PM UTC

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   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by Totse2k1 The second book, if you care to discuss it ever, is one of my favorites.

   
   If you think any of the stories have been edited too much or shortened.
8. 2022-12-25 at 4:38 PM UTC

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   Kafka sweaty
   Someone told me I look like a valkyrie and it's bugged me because I can't really find pictures of them.
9. 2022-12-25 at 4:41 PM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   It's a motorcycle , do you get all leathered up and have wheels?
10. 2022-12-25 at 4:54 PM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by Kafka Someone told me I look like a valkyrie and it's bugged me because I can't really find pictures of them.

    
    
    
    Yup, basically twins...
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11. 2022-12-25 at 5:28 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Kafka If you think any of the stories have been edited too much or shortened.

    
    They have. Have you read the poetic and prose edda?
    
    My favorite translation is Carolyne Larrington.
    
    Also the Norrena Society (spelling?) Released the Asatru Edda a really well done chronological order of the lore. I highly disrecommend getting the Odinist Edda also by NS, because it's too Alglicized and made for prisoners with limited athletic abilities.
12. 2022-12-25 at 5:38 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Also for images on Valkyrie, look up the painting Ride of the Valkyrie
    
    Before WWII Nazi uh excitement, Germans had a great sense of nationalism (and during the war especially) so right around when you have Wagner's Die Ring/Saga of the Volsungen /Viking Opera in the 19th century.
    
    That's where a lot of the Viking esque/Germanic art came in. Between conversion in 1200 and 1840 Christianity almost entirely erased it but the revivalist movement is very much alive.
13. 2022-12-25 at 5:40 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    
    
    I can't tell you apart honestly.
14. 2022-12-25 at 8 PM UTC

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    Haxxor Space Nigga
    
15. 2022-12-25 at 8:34 PM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty
    My ex gf just wished me Merry Christmas. My heart stopped when I saw the notification because one Christmas morning I woke up to a photo of her slit wrist. This morning I woke up to a Merry Christmas text message from my rapist.
16. 2022-12-25 at 8:45 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Kafka how many rapists do you have? I've counted four.