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How do you eat ramen with chop sticks

  1. #1
    Literary the noodles start coming, and they don't stop coming, fed to the rules and I hit the ground running.

    Literary do you just wad up a pile of noodles lik with a fork of spaghetti?

    And literary all those noodles are interlinked if you keep spinning it you'd have the whole bowl

    So do you just bite off the noodles hanging from the WAD.. hanging into the bowl and let em flop , no cap?

    You have to be careful with that choy, all those noodles slapping around splashing that broth everywhere might need a bib
  2. #2
    Put the bowl up near your mouth and use the chop sticks to shovel them into your GAYPing maw.
  3. #3
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Put the bowl up near your mouth and use the chop sticks to shovel them into your GAYPing maw.

    I want to look sexy , that's only sexy if a woman does that
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    I know how to squeeze two pieces of wood together (cuz i'm a homo) and cut the noodles with pressure, so that I can regrab smaller portions and not eat like a straight up retard.
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Bradley I know how to squeeze two pieces of wood together (cuz i'm a homo) and cut the noodles with pressure, so that I can regrab smaller portions and not eat like a straight up retard.

    So I'm doing it wrong, heard. I'll seek professional help 🆘
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    Try using a hair tie on the top of the chopsticks, tightly, to get used to the feeling of opening and closing with them, they make training chop sticks for lil kids with a cup of sorts on the top that functions the same way as the hair tie does. rubber bands can also be used, cock rings cannot.
  7. #7
    why do black people never be able to use chopsticks ?

    ja. inferior neuro moto skills.
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    Honestly I never thought about anyone other than Asian people and white people eating Asian food using chopsticks.

    Kinda ignorant I guess. I like watching non white women get fucked but if the guy is Hispanic or Black it's kind of a turn off.

    Black on black porn is the lowest tier.

    But when it comes to non white men I never think about their sex life or them having sex because it's kinda gross (to me)

    But I'll have a sweaty black lady sit on me while she works the butter churn.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Bradley Honestly I never thought about anyone other than Asian people and white people eating Asian food using chopsticks.

    Kinda ignorant I guess. I like watching non white women get fucked but if the guy is Hispanic or Black it's kind of a turn off.

    Black on black porn is the lowest tier.

    But when it comes to non white men I never think about their sex life or them having sex because it's kinda gross (to me)

    But I'll have a sweaty black lady sit on me while she works the butter churn.

    There you go
  10. #10
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Use a large straw instead
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Haxxor Use a large straw instead

    Could get a noodle stuck on throat sounds dangerly
  12. #12
    Kafka sweaty
    I got delayed motor function and my fingers are deformed from the way I hold pens but chopsticks are fine for me. Just try harder.
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  13. #13
    Kafka sweaty
    Now that I think about it I'm prob not holding the chopticks right, but it works for me
  14. #14
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Use a fork, spoon and knife like a white man. Do you eat with your hands like some sand nigger?
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  15. #15
    Originally posted by Kafka I got delayed motor function and my fingers are deformed from the way I hold pens but chopsticks are fine for me. Just try harder.

    Those poor, poor fingers.

    Yeah I used to hold pencils like a sperg I had to use retard-pencils that made it hard to monkey grip . But these days I cram my hands under me when I sleep that way my wrists get sore
  16. #16
    Originally posted by jerryb Use a fork, spoon and knife like a white man. Do you eat with your hands like some sand nigger?

    🤔
  17. #17
    Originally posted by jerryb Use a fork, spoon and knife like a white man. Do you eat with your hands like some sand nigger?

    white men eat with their dirty hands like wild apes until a genius appeared and "invented" a spoon and a fork for them and another genius to find a way to mass manufacture these cutlerries for the unwashed masses.
  18. #18
    jerryb African Astronaut
    All humans started out eating with their hands but now we have better ways. White men always find better ways which is why others sneak into our lands. No whites trying to sneak into Africa or Mexico.
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  19. #19
    Originally posted by jerryb All humans started out eating with their hands but now we have better ways. White men always find better ways which is why others sneak into our lands. No whites trying to sneak into Africa or Mexico.

    did you just conveniently forgot all the colon-nization ?
  20. #20
    A real nipper can eat an entire bowl of soup with chopsticks in just 5 minutes.
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