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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    That's alright mate, I suppose it's part of the holiday cheer. What are you planning on spending your surplus 60$ on?
  2. value purchases from value villages.
  3. Originally posted by Bradley That's alright mate, I suppose it's part of the holiday cheer. What are you planning on spending your surplus 60$ on?

    I'm thinking I'll order from HEB (I think instacart lets you pick the store now? It's a couple of years or more since I last used them and i don't think you got to pick the store last time).

    HEB does some great stuff, prepared meals, chicken Kiev, Diet ginger beer, quite a few imported UK items...I think HEB is only a Texas thing so you might not have heard of them. I ordered a dragonfruit from there last time to see what they tasted like, $5 each I think it was...what a waste of money...it's basically a less tasty kiwi fruit.

    It's usually a nigga that delivers (at least it was last time) so I only tip them $5, if it's white and female she might get $10.
  4. Chili and crusty bread
  5. Used to know a brother and sister in their '90s who were living together. He was 98, she was 96. They ate cat food sandwiches, because they were on a fixed income. I used to wash their car. The kitchen stunk when she's spread it on the bread, and they seemed to be a bit embarrassed when I'd walk in on her to get paid. She died first, and he died just three days later.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Were they lovers?
  7. Originally posted by Bradley Were they lovers?

    You think your dick will still be working at 98?
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Is your dick the only way you can love?
  9. Originally posted by Bradley Is your dick the only way you can love?

    thats how love os expressed in his family.

    and church.
  10. Originally posted by Bradley Is your dick the only way you can love?

    I assumed you were referring to the biblical sense.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    I wasn't. I never reference the biblical sense of anything.
  12. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Used to know a brother and sister in their '90s who were living together. He was 98, she was 96. They ate cat food sandwiches, because they were on a fixed income. I used to wash their car. The kitchen stunk when she's spread it on the bread, and they seemed to be a bit embarrassed when I'd walk in on her to get paid. She died first, and he died just three days later.

    cat food is more expensive that potted meat (and less tasty)...I love me some potted meat sandwiches.

  13. Bradley Florida Man
    what the fuck is potted meat? Spam?
  14. It's meat in a pot.

    Duhhh..
  15. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's meat in a pot.

    Duhhh..

    pot as in marijuana.
  16. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny pot as in marijuana.

    Or Pol Pot's ass.
  17. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Seafood lasagna
  18. It's been a very fat week.

    Tonight, salad with either popcorn shrimp or beer battered fish.
  19. Haxxor Space Nigga
    New York strip steak
    Mashed taters
    Steamed broccoli
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Saw a really fucking fat guy eating two bags of McDonald's at AA and I was so disgusted that I could look like that one day so I'm skipping dinner tonight.

    Imagine being so fucking fat (like quick mix ready/slide 22 size but less neck fat) that you inspire fairly fit people to forgo meals.
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