2022-12-20 at 2:44 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Gave my notice last week, went into work today and logged on to "punch in"
and got a message saying that I'm not scheduled to work today.
So I said FUCK IT and drove back home packed a bowl and got fucked up.
I guess I'm all done at Lowe's.
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2022-12-20 at 2:48 AM UTC
aldra
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probably just an automated shutout since you gave them notice
kind of unprofessional they didn't bother to tell you though
2022-12-20 at 3:01 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Ya weirdest place I have ever worked at.
They have no management.
What ever I learned a few things.
2022-12-20 at 3:35 AM UTC
Did you do what I told you to?
2022-12-20 at 3:41 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
steel galvanised sheet metal and sulphur pellets
strip the zinc from the sheet metal and mix it with the sulphur to make rocket fuel
fire rockets made of stuff you stole from them back into the store
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2022-12-20 at 3:51 AM UTC
lol when the computer login doesn't work HOOO BOY I just ask to use someone elses, I think they were trying to fire me or something andf the tek wouldn't restore my access
I just kept working because I had nothing better to do at the time
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2022-12-20 at 4:16 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Fuck it I just smoked another bowl and my wife is going to be pissed because I just stunk up the whole fucking house.
2022-12-20 at 4:18 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Listening to SHPONGLE AND my brian is melting.
2022-12-20 at 2:58 PM UTC
give her some old man dick
2022-12-20 at 4:09 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
zinc and sulfur 3:1 can apparently be used as a rocket propellant or as flash powder if you pack it
was planning on experimenting with it
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2022-12-20 at 4:10 PM UTC
program an app that will allow the user to buy contraband using their location, as soon as they transfer the cash to your account the app immediately calculates the trajectory to send a rocket full of the contraband to their location and launches it so that they have it in a few minutes
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2022-12-20 at 4:12 PM UTC
aldra
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would be cooler than drones
