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Fights when shopping
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2022-12-18 at 12:02 AM UTC
Had a fight with GG today in Tesco (I hate Tesco, the shop is a massive rip off). We arrived at 9:10pm and the store closes at 10pm. Of course. We are usually the last people out of any shop at closing time. Shop staff hate GG.
She wanted to buy some supplements and I asked how much they were. She didn't know and I said to her "of course you didn't care, cos I'm paying". They were cranberry supplements and she said she needed them to "boost her metabolism" (wtf) cos she is getting fat here in Ireland.
Then she wanted to buy some "just for men" for her hair, but wasn't clear what she'd do with it. Then when I went to pay there were two things of beard oil in the trolley, and I returned them, and she went into a massive sulk cos she wanted to use beard oil in her hair and I told her I wouldn't let her do that.
I don't know wtf. She wouldn't buy some normal hair product or something, she decided she was going to do things as awkward as possible. I think she does it deliberately, as this is the pattern over and over. She'll try to buy as many packets of smoked salmon as possible, so if I say she can get two, she'll try to buy three, if I say she can get one perfume she'll arrive with two, etc. It's over and over and it's tedious. It's games people play tier shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-12-18 at 12:06 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-12-18 at 12:14 AM UTCShould tell her you're planning on going to fight in Ukraine and want her to join you.
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2022-12-18 at 12:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley Should tell her you're planning on going to fight in Ukraine and want her to join you.
She'd probably wish me luck and stay in Ireland and start looking for a replacement Irish shopping-partner.
She didn't want to come to Ireland, but now that she's here I don't think she ever wants to leave. -
2022-12-18 at 12:35 AM UTCLiterally the first time we met we went shopping and we fought over the number of packets of salmon and cheese she was buying.
When she asked me to go to the shops with her I thought she was starving, not someone who wanted a guy to buy her pistachio nuts.
Although I would have went anyway, since being invited to shops in the middle of your first night in a strange city by a strange girl is exciting. -
2022-12-18 at 12:37 AM UTCHave you had more sex with her since you posted you only fucked her once?
I think giving her her own room was a major mistake.
Does she sit in there with the door closed? -
2022-12-18 at 12:38 AM UTC
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2022-12-18 at 12:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley Have you had more sex with her since you posted you only fucked her once?
I think giving her her own room was a major mistake.
Does she sit in there with the door closed?
No. Today I jacked off while kissing her. We do that sometimes. It's always been really difficult to get her to have sex, and she never had an orgasm as far as I know. She gets wet enough and enjoys it when I lick her out, but she won't let me do that much either. She never had an orgasm from cunnilingus, and I'm objectively good at that, plus I enjoy it. Most of my girlfriends are kicking their trousers off every time we're alone to get me to go down there.
I asked her how many boyfriends she has had, she said I'm more or less the first real one. She wasn't a virgin or anything, but not a sexual being. -
2022-12-18 at 12:48 AM UTCPerhaps giving her her own room was a mistake, but I don't really want to sleep with her anyway, she's hard going in bed, keeps taking all the blankets. Even sleeping with her you won't get any more sex anyway.
Besides, this way we can get €800 a month from the government for keeping a Ukrainian refugee. I'll give it to her, but that's how it works here. You can't really host them in your bed, I assume (I don't know if that's actually required). -
2022-12-18 at 12:59 AM UTCMate this is absolute bollocks.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-12-18 at 1:07 AM UTCback of the hand will learn her
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2022-12-18 at 1:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump Perhaps giving her her own room was a mistake, but I don't really want to sleep with her anyway, she's hard going in bed, keeps taking all the blankets. Even sleeping with her you won't get any more sex anyway.
Damn son…you like em young huh. I guess you make Maciej feel normal by comparison.
And another piece of the puzzle falls into place.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-12-18 at 1:24 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley Mate this is absolute bollocks.
Her YouTube watching is also a problem. She is also a hypocondriac and clearly neurotic. It's all related. For instance she spent three months without going out cos she was afraid of covid. Then correctly refused to take the vaxx, but because she was watching dumbass youtube videos. The new thing she's afraid of is helminths, which is a fluke, tapeworm or nematode worm, and she insists I wash my hands every time I touch the dog cos she's afraid of them.
She had ideas my sperm and penis was filled with disease in the past too.
Germophobia is a disease.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood back of the hand will learn her
I'm still hoping she'll wind up at some sort of middle ground between being a western feminist cunt and being an eastern hyper-dependent cunt. -
2022-12-18 at 1:59 AM UTCDt this isn't good.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-12-18 at 2:01 AM UTC
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2022-12-18 at 2:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood back of the hand will learn her
Honestly, I think some sort of spanking is what she wants, and if I though I could do that, I might try it. But it could backfire a lot, both in Ukraine, where I'm a kaffir, and especially here in the woke ass west, where I'm a hated oppressor. -
2022-12-18 at 2:16 AM UTC
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2022-12-18 at 2:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley I want better for you because you deserve it and I know you can attain it.
How much better? 10%? I'm nearly 40, and so far haven't come across better.
I'm especially wary of getting rid of someone whose big problem is her shopping habits in favour of some of the fucking loonies I have met in the past. Irish women are hardcore fucked in the head. -
2022-12-18 at 2:29 AM UTCYeah. I'm sorry DT. I will keep my comments to myself going forward. I'm sorry for being critical of your girlfriend.
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2022-12-18 at 2:34 AM UTCOp you should get married and put a baby in her
