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  1. Originally posted by Bradley I don't I was just ranking people. The dead are ranked in this case from their last living memory.

    I hope you were pleased given your high placement.

    Well tbh I was confused about the entire post because there are two different lists of females. I’m not sure what you’re doing half the time, but was mostly concerned about your necrophilia.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    1 was a list for people to use to make their own list, the other was my list that i numbered.

    I'm not a necrophiliac and I only want to have sex with people who want to have sex with me.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    Different person dumbfuck…Teeheehee came from DH with us and is CONFIRMED a female.

    You're not doing very well today Bradders…all that butter you fry your eggs in clouding your brain cell.

    You're not doing so hot thinking he's being serious you gooflord
  4. Originally posted by Bradley 1 was a list for people to use to make their own list, the other was my list that i numbered.

    I'm not a necrophiliac and I only want to have sex with people who want to have sex with me.

    Ok thank you. What if a dead person wanted to have sex with you prior to their death though?
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    I would be more than happy to have sex with said person while they're alive (if I shared their desire for physical intimacy) however once they are dead, the interest wanes for me.

    HOWEVER!

    i will concede if I was having sex with someone and they died, and I was 100% sure they were dead and I could not help them, I would finish and bless them with the post humous creampie they were dying to get.

    I think that inserting your penis into a corpse is wrong, but if your girlfriend/wife/friend dies while you're already pounding it, u should be able to finish without feeling GUILT or SHAME.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Hot air boolean
  7. Originally posted by mmQ You're not doing so hot thinking he's being serious you gooflord

    They can't all be winners smallfry.
  8. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bradley I would be more than happy to have sex with said person while they're alive (if I shared their desire for physical intimacy) however once they are dead, the interest wanes for me.

    HOWEVER!

    i will concede if I was having sex with someone and they died, and I was 100% sure they were dead and I could not help them, I would finish and bless them with the post humous creampie they were dying to get.

    I think that inserting your penis into a corpse is wrong, but if your girlfriend/wife/friend dies while you're already pounding it, u should be able to finish without feeling GUILT or SHAME.

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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They can't all be winners smallfry.

    What if they could be, sillypot?
  10. Originally posted by Bradley I would be more than happy to have sex with said person while they're alive (if I shared their desire for physical intimacy) however once they are dead, the interest wanes for me.

    HOWEVER!

    i will concede if I was having sex with someone and they died, and I was 100% sure they were dead and I could not help them, I would finish and bless them with the post humous creampie they were dying to get.

    I think that inserting your penis into a corpse is wrong, but if your girlfriend/wife/friend dies while you're already pounding it, u should be able to finish without feeling GUILT or SHAME.

    cop: why didnt you call 911 when she had a heart attack.

    breadly: i was trying to finish first
  11. Originally posted by mmQ What if they could be, sillypot?

    What a world that would be!
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny cop: why didnt you call 911 when she had a heart attack.

    breadly: i was trying to finish first

    Bradley: I did*
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    I find this funny considering you have never seen what I look like Bradders.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    don't need to, I focused your rating entirely on your conveyed online personality, posts, and our erelationship thus far.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    i've also never seen frala, dte, 2fly4u, I think the standard practice for about 2/3 of our userbase is to never post photos of themselves so they don't end up made into memes.

    But some of us like kafka, myself, candyrein are self absorbed narcissists so we post constant photos of ourselves and more often than not enjoy the attention.
  16. jerryb African Astronaut
    I haven't seen any pics of the women here so pretend they all hot. I pretty much like everyone here except the pedos.

    Bradley made me feel welcome and I thank him for it. Jiggaboo I like to imagine a proper Englishman in his workshop building things, lots of inventions made by them in their workshops.
  17. Originally posted by Incessant I find this funny considering you have never seen what I look like Bradders.

    Your stunning beauty can't be hidden from the minds eye.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    I think I should get a notification when a new account is made that let's me send them a welcome message and greet them personally.
  19. Originally posted by Bradley I think I should get a notification when a new account is made that let's me send them a welcome message and greet them personally.

    You have a thing for shoe salesmen?
  20. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You have a thing for shoe salesmen?

    Maybe Bradley can get an UK passport because Kafka needs a roomie.
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