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  1. #21
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley

    my favorite was sam and to this day is one of 2 white girl celebritys i've honestly thought was really aesthetically perfect (the other being danaryeus targaryan)


    she looks like she has downs or FAS or something, really blank-looking face

    maybe those photos were taken just before and after she went into a long coma
  2. #22
    The difference between what REAL men watched as kids and what Mil/ennial men watched...SMH.
  3. #23
    Bradley Florida Man
    ya I watched pretty teenage girls on sitcoms on Nikelodean while I pleasured myself before my mom got off home.

    *PRETTY FUCKING CRAZY WHAT KIDS THESE DAYS ARE DOING*
  4. #24
    Bradley Florida Man
    sorry i had more than 4 channels and could pick what I wanted to jack off too, u vintage star wars wanker.
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  5. #25
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley vintage star wars wanker

    usertitle for jigaboo
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Bradley ya I watched pretty teenage girls on sitcoms on Nikelodean while I pleasured myself before my mom got off home.

    *PRETTY FUCKING CRAZY WHAT KIDS THESE DAYS ARE DOING*

    ..and look how you turned out

    A druggy thieving faggot.
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  7. #27
    Bradley Florida Man
    ok mr glass half empty

    i'm also a

    sober, disabled college student

    also faggot is no longer a discriminatory slur, but i digress, I am not having sex with dudes anytime soon i might fuck a tranny tho but i'm not really in a hurry to meet some

    i did get 4 (female) matches on the dating sites but my ex (who is counseling me on this) said she matched with a couple hundred people before she ever met one. then I suggested she was fluffing those numbers haha and she stopped messaging me back this morning.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Bradley ok mr glass half empty

    I'm not a dumb glass half empty or a glass half full kinda guy.

    ..I'm a "I have the fucking ability to refill the glass" kinda guy.

  9. #29
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bradley hannah montana was another go to for jackin off, i liked her friend too in the show, not the main character as much.

    at this time i also beat off to the suite life of zach and kody which was kinda gay

    oh and lizzie maguire

    i wanked a lot as a kid.

    u wanked to boys lmao
  10. #30
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Space 1999


    did u jak of 2 da spaceship or da dude
  11. #31
    Originally posted by cigreting did u jak of 2 da spaceship or da dude

    The theme song (and the spaceship)
  12. #32
    Bradley Florida Man
    how can cum in a minute and seven seconds, no wonder ur three wives left u
  13. #33
    wuzzies.

    REAL BOYS jack off to anime girls. which were the pinacles of female perfection.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny wuzzies.

    REAL BOYS jack off to anime girls. which were the pinacles of female perfection.



    Cartoon children
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Bradley how can cum in a minute and seven seconds, no wonder ur three wives left u

    I wasn't put on this earth for other peoples pleasure, only my own.

    Keep simping gurlfriend.
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    Cartoon children

    that are more perfect and ideal than real children.

  17. #37
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny that are more perfect and ideal than real children.


    Very Wariatesque
  18. #38
    Bradley Florida Man
    why does it have a tail
  19. #39
    Bradley Florida Man
    oh it's a barely clothed cat... child... with no pants on.

    yeah I thnk viewing this media with your dick in your hand is what fucked a bunch of you up.
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