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I used to watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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    https://cytu.be/r/buffy

    Goddam I was retarded that show is hardcore cringe.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I used to jack off to iCarly.
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    Bradley Florida Man


    my favorite was sam and to this day is one of 2 white girl celebritys i've honestly thought was really aesthetically perfect (the other being danaryeus targaryan)

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    Bradley Florida Man
    before someone calls me a pedophile i was 13 when the show came out
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    Bradley Florida Man
    hannah montana was another go to for jackin off, i liked her friend too in the show, not the main character as much.

    at this time i also beat off to the suite life of zach and kody which was kinda gay

    oh and lizzie maguire

    i wanked a lot as a kid.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    n i had a computer since i was like 11 that only i used so i don't really understand why i wasn't watching more porn but i think i was watching a lot of porn and just would feel the need to jack off while watching TV by myself
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    Bradley Florida Man
    This thread is now about television shows you jacked off to as a child:
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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley before someone calls me a pedophile i was 13 when the show came out

    dont worry they will just fill a computer with cp and put it in your apartment anyways lol
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    Bradley Florida Man
    hannah montana/ Miley Cyrus has been a constant boner giver first as a child actor while i was a child watching children television shows, & then when i turned 18 (i think she's like a year younger than me) i went to prison, got out, and she was a hoe on TV twerkin at the music awards and basically became ratchet as fuck!!!!

    And I loved it!
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian dont worry they will just fill a computer with cp and put it in your apartment anyways lol

    why would anyone do that to me, no one dislikes me i don't think, they pretend to but it's all in good fun

    except my NMEs
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    Bradley Florida Man
    but most of my enemies are dumb fucks, i really try my hardest to not pick longterm conflicts with people that are smarter than me
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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    skitzo(freN)MEz

    pemdas on that shit
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    Bradley Florida Man
    ???????????????wut
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    Originally posted by Bradley This thread is now about television shows you jacked off to as a child:

    Space 1999

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    Bradley Florida Man
    wow i couldn't imagine jackin off to that gay shit
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    I wanted have lots of sexing with the purple haired chicks.



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    Then there was Joe 90...minimal jerking.

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    and who could forget Thunderbirds...

    THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!



    Man O Man, I had a Thunderbird 2 model, all metal, those things are worth $$$ these days.
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    Not my proudest fap but Hammy Hamster spinoff of "Tales of the riverbank" was some spankin good times.

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump https://cytu.be/r/buffy

    Goddam I was retarded that show is hardcore cringe.

    all my friends used to be into it at the time, one of them got way into Angel and a quasi-homoerotic obsession with David Boreanuz
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