my homies sister is getting married tomorrow

1. 2022-12-09 at 9:29 PM UTC

   #1
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   She a hood rat, straight up, and she marrying a ginger white dude with ed sheeran lookin ass
   
   This guy plays American Pie on his acoustic guitar at summer camps and he likes to chew ice after he done drinking the soda. That much I know about him.
   
   Idk that isnt sketchy or anything but bruh....this wedding is gonna be hilarious. I might not make it through. Idek how im gonna sit there with a straight look on my face and not burst out laughing during the ceremony. I may have to duck out this one fr I have no clue what to do bc if I go there and I see this bitch in a wedding dress with his ass in a tuxedo im gonna die laughing the moment I walk in.
   
   What to do what to do
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2. 2022-12-09 at 9:30 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by BummyMofo What to do what to do

   
   It's traditional to fuck the head bridesmaid.
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3. 2022-12-09 at 9:36 PM UTC

   #3
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   pics of the sista
4. 2022-12-09 at 9:39 PM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]

   Originally posted by BummyMofo She a hood rat, straight up, and she marrying a ginger white dude with ed sheeran lookin ass
   
   This guy plays American Pie on his acoustic guitar at summer camps and he likes to chew ice after he done drinking the soda. That much I know about him.
   
   Idk that isnt sketchy or anything but bruh….this wedding is gonna be hilarious. I might not make it through. Idek how im gonna sit there with a straight look on my face and not burst out laughing during the ceremony. I may have to duck out this one fr I have no clue what to do bc if I go there and I see this bitch in a wedding dress with his ass in a tuxedo im gonna die laughing the moment I walk in.
   
   What to do what to do

   
   how big is your dick
5. 2022-12-09 at 11:39 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by STER0S how big is your dick

   
   Mine is alright. 6.5" BP (considering I'm South Asian).
6. 2022-12-09 at 11:39 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by BummyMofo She a hood rat, straight up, and she marrying a ginger white dude with ed sheeran lookin ass
   
   This guy plays American Pie on his acoustic guitar at summer camps and he likes to chew ice after he done drinking the soda. That much I know about him.
   
   Idk that isnt sketchy or anything but bruh….this wedding is gonna be hilarious. I might not make it through. Idek how im gonna sit there with a straight look on my face and not burst out laughing during the ceremony. I may have to duck out this one fr I have no clue what to do bc if I go there and I see this bitch in a wedding dress with his ass in a tuxedo im gonna die laughing the moment I walk in.
   
   What to do what to do

   
   recite Deuteronomy 27:21 - Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen
7. 2022-12-10 at 12:51 AM UTC

   #7
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny recite Deuteronomy 27:21 - Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen

   
   Galatians 3:28, “There is no jedi or Greek, slave or free, male or female; you are all one in Christ Jesus"
8. 2022-12-10 at 4:52 PM UTC

   #8
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Galatians 3:28, “There is no jedi or Greek, slave or free, male or female; you are all one in Christ Jesus"

   
   but the line between men and beasts stands.