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  1. Originally posted by mmQ Will someone here draw me a crude drawing of a lamb/bee hybrid thing? I'll pay 4.20 frfr but it has to be original and I have to like it

    Here you go Nigel.

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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Here you go Nigel.


    Unicorn horse bee
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't know why I think that's a unicorn what with it not having the unihorn
  5. Originally posted by mmQ And in their bodies and their bodies, and then their bodies, forever, like an infinite Russian whatever doll

    Doesn't even take into account reusable bodies. Don't they care about the environment??
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Doesn't even take into account reusable bodies. Don't they care about the environment??

    I guess not. It's a sick world.
  7. Originally posted by mmQ I don't know why I think that's a unicorn what with it not having the unihorn

    Just looking for a reason not to pay up I expect.
  8. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What happens to the people already in the bodies?


    You're thinking isn't factoring in the fact you don't always get reincarnated as a human, you might have been a mountain goat last time...then there are bazillions of mosquitos you could have been also...

    No there are plenty of options for 'souls'.

    I've told the story before but when I took wife #1 to New Orleans she wanted to go see a palm reader thing there...I bitch and moaned because it was $50 but I caved and let her do it.

    While I waited outside on burbon street checkin out the ass and beer she was in there for an hour...when she finally came out I was pretty pissed at the wait and said..."Well what the fuck bullshit did she tell you"

    Exwife #1 said

    "She told me our souls are reincarnated multiple times and each time we learn a little more...once the soul has learned enough it ascends to heaven...she said your soul (talking about me) is a new soul, this is the first time it's been to Earth and that's why you act the way you do".

    I said "Great, so I just paid $50 to be called an ass-soul"
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just looking for a reason not to pay up I expect.

    I mean if yours ends up being the only ENTRY I guess I have to. I wanted to at least be able to pick from a two or three.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by mmQ I mean if yours ends up being the only ENTRY I guess I have to. I wanted to at least be able to pick from a two or three.

    How long do we have for submissions
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley How long do we have for submissions

    The end of the calendar month
  12. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Kafka I've noticed something weird, noticed it for years. I only ever feel the cold in Belfast. At home it's -2C, I just went out and felt fine, but when I'm in Belfast it will be normal temperature and I'll be the only person shivering, my teeth chatter a lot in Belfast. What is that about? I never feel cold at home even when the temperature is lower but at normal temperature in Belfast I'll be the only person shivering?

    It should be noted I've always slept with my windows open all year, even as a child. In hs, in almost every class I needed the window open and would sit beside it, even though other people were cold. So I don't know if the issue is about a change in area or me.

    Wow, with how cold it gets you think they would have named it "Belslow"
  14. Haxxor Space Nigga
  15. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ

    it looks like a bee sniffing a lamb's asshole.

    the lamb looks concerned.
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  16. Imagine a lambbee with wings on it's abdomen...so dumb.
  17. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i want to smoke meth and take off my clothes and play with my dick but j cant be bothered with the psychosis since i got a bunch of errands to handle this week
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    I want to meet new normal people but I really don't know how to anymore.
  19. Originally posted by Bradley I want to meet new normal people but I really don't know how to anymore.

    1. stop trying to put your dick in them
    2. Don't steal stuff when you are with them
    3. Pay your share and even better pick the tab up for them sometimes
    4. be reliable
    5. stop drinking, drugging, and fucking men
    6. Lose the shit eating grin

    Just a few helpful starter tips, YOU'RE WELCOME!
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  20. Oh

    7. Learn the rules of football (soccer) and a bit of cricket knowledge wouldn't help either...then you'll be able to say things like

    "oooh right in the bails"
    or
    "I've got a bit of a sticky wicket"
    or
    "stop throwin me googlies"
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