Pulled an Octavian at the company Xmas party.

1. 2022-12-09 at 2:14 PM UTC

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   blaster master victim of incest
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2. 2022-12-09 at 2:31 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Fucking lol
3. 2022-12-09 at 2:45 PM UTC

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   blaster master victim of incest
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4. 2022-12-09 at 2:51 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   men like op give alcohol fans a bad name.
5. 2022-12-09 at 2:55 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   That brings back good memories of office Christmas parties of old...and then the silent embarrassment of everyone on January 3rd when you go back to work.
   
   One year I nearly got eaten by an Aligator at Sasha's hotel in Manchester, they had a live 6ft alliGAYtor in an enclosure in the lobby of the hotel and I was climbing into the enclosure to fight it but 4 of the hotel staff held me back...not many folks can say they challenged an alliGAYtor in the middle of Manchester.
6. 2022-12-09 at 2:56 PM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Mine is monday. Prolly wont even go
7. 2022-12-09 at 3:21 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That brings back good memories of office Christmas parties of old…and then the silent embarrassment of everyone on January 3rd when you go back to work.
   
   One year I nearly got eaten by an Aligator at Sasha's hotel in Manchester, they had a live 6ft alliGAYtor in an enclosure in the lobby of the hotel and I was climbing into the enclosure to fight it but 4 of the hotel staff held me back…not many folks can say they challenged an alliGAYtor in the middle of Manchester.

   
   do a happy gilmore next time
8. 2022-12-09 at 3:30 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by cigreting do a happy gilmore next time

   
   There wont be any next time, I'm retired from such behavior now having switched to Earl gray.
9. 2022-12-09 at 4:31 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   wats earl gay wat an faget
10. 2022-12-09 at 4:36 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There wont be any next time, I'm retired from such behavior now having switched to Earl gray.

    
    I hope he treats you well
11. 2022-12-09 at 4:36 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I have never been to a work party.
12. 2022-12-09 at 5:22 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cigreting wats earl gay wat an faget

    
    A delicious Tea beverage, usually enjoyed by the upper crust.
13. 2022-12-09 at 5:23 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Wym upper crust? Is there a right way to enjoy earl GAY tea?
14. 2022-12-09 at 5:29 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the Earl of Gay rules over the lesser gays with a rubber fist
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15. 2022-12-09 at 5:33 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Wym upper crust? Is there a right way to enjoy earl GAY tea?

    
    Upper crust means, Upper class, more refined than the lower classes, not the average scumbag, a gentleman and a scholar, one who enjoys the better things in life while the scrubs are happy with Dr Pepper and a burger.
    
    Basically someone like me.
    
    ..and it's GRAY not GAY...you lowly dogs wouldn't know a good cup of tea if it presented itself to you and said "Hello, I'm a great cup of tea"
16. 2022-12-09 at 5:55 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I drink black tea,it's ok. I normally just drink water or coffee now that I quit drinking alcohol.
17. 2022-12-09 at 7:20 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    lol company christmas parties
    
    yeah
    
    suicide fuel at its finest AROUND THE HOLIDAYS
18. 2022-12-09 at 7:23 PM UTC

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    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Bradley I have never been to a work party.

    
    Prerequisite for most “work parties” = have an actual job.
19. 2022-12-09 at 7:35 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Haxxor Prerequisite for most “work parties” = have an actual job.

    
    You can just walk in and pretend to work there if you know the venue before hand
    
    I snuck my friend in to a sears company party but OF COURSE you need your employee ID at the free bar where you only pay a tip to the bartender
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20. 2022-12-10 at 11:27 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by blaster master Man, I'm one of those people who gets right to the finish line and crashes into the goal posts.
    
    I blacked out at the company Christmas party last night and I guess I was telling terribly raunchy jokes about my coworkers shit pussy. The owners daughter who set the whole thing up started crying and I guess I slapped her on the butt.
    
    At work right now I'll keep you updated.

    
    How's the jobless life going for you, sir? There's no way you haven't gotten fired over this.
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