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  1. troon African Astronaut
    FOR KAFKA!!!!
  2. Ghost Black Hole
    Greeting fellow IRMAtologists

    As my first disorder of business or casual, I propose we change the activity name from "yang ztalkering" to "Irmatology" and open a college devoted to its study and advancement

    With our own scientific journals!
    Self Taught, self published


    Which you can just... do by the way.. your OWn science.. totally legal, believe it or not you don't have to believe everything people tell you , you can discover and prove it all yourself and maybe find something nobody knows and teach them about it.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Nobody here is a doctor and there is an unlimited amount of studies that disprove each other endlessly because science only gets done when someone pays for it. You are just playing into the agenda.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Although in clandestine science it's hard to prove anything it's not like there's a published medical journal for drug cooks.

    or you can trust the science and say neigh to drinking bleach like the cheeto said xD

    Originally posted by Mahmoud Openpsych is not a reputable scientific source or journal and nothing published from the website represents any sort of peer reviewed science.

    In fact it is a completely dogshit source, quite literally started because reputable publications refused to publish the founders' papers and rejected them as pseudoscience.

    The founders are both actual white ethnonationalists, one of them is a parapsychologist (AKA insane fraud). The author of the linked paper is literally a fat nerd who harasses jedis on twitter all day.

    So no, nobody is going to give this any credence.

    Trust the science! Trust bill nye!
    PROVE IT!!!
    https://bbark.deepforestproductions.com/column/2013/07/07/banned-books-awareness-the-golden-book-of-chemistry-experiments


    maybe don'ttellem how to make jenk though
  3. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
  4. Kafka sweaty
    I'm watching Somebody on Netflix. It's about an aspie girl who falls in love with a serial killer. It reminds me of me and Mik. There's a scene where she lures some men to a site saying she wants to be gangbanged but then kills one of them. I acc thought about doing this with men on an escort site.
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  6. Kafka sweaty
    Thinking about using Eriksonian hypnosis on my nephew to change his religious beliefs so then it can never come back to me if his parents ask why. He’s being brainwashed at a Sunday school and his dad suddenly believes in god now because of the pandemic. It’s been proven that people become more religious when they sense they have less control over their lives.
  7. Kafka sweaty
    All I want is for him to understand that adults sometimes lie unknowingly and that it’s silly to worship a god and that it would be more equal to worship both a god and goddess and that the bible may just be a story book.
  8. It makes much more sense for him to learn to worship boobs and the mighty dollar than fantasy characters.
  9. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It makes much more sense for him to learn to worship boobs and the mighty dollar than fantasy characters.

    I see some religious practices as good for mental health as long as you can doubt them. I don’t want to spend my whole life believing lies and it seems fucked up that people will try to change their nature and punish themselves in the hopes of a good life in heaven after they die.

    Anyway I’m thinking of adding some pagan rituals to my routine because it’s healthy for your brain to change things about and it’s more about self care for me. If I invoke Horus it’s not because I believe in him but because it helps me focus on the reason why why I’m invoking him and to have a positive mindset about it.
  10. The pagan rituals is a great idea as they often involve piles of salt and nakedness.
  11. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The pagan rituals is a great idea as they often involve piles of salt and nakedness.

    I wonder if pagan porn is a thing now… There is the great rite, a male and female have sex in the circle while everyone watches also naked, they’re invoking the god and goddess. Sometimes people are tied to the alter table during initiation but it’s uncommon.

    …I don’t do anything naked because it’s unnecessary and Ireland is cold.
  12. I remember as a 13yr old brat having a pagan spell book and trying to Astral Project. The directions say lay a white sheet out, put a pile of salt in each corner of the sheet, strip naked and then lay on the blanket ensuring your whole body was within the confines of the salt pillars...then clear your mind and think of a place you know.

    It then went on to say how easy it was and soon you'd find yourself at that location. All that happened is my mum walked in on me, yelped and said "wtf are you doing?!?!" and then shouted my dad to come see.
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  13. Kafka sweaty
    I remember trying to sell my soul to be clever then a month later I got diagnosed with aspergers, found I had a great memory because of it. I read somewhere it usually takes a month to manifest things.
  14. Kafka sweaty
    This guy said he was casting a love spell on me one time and I went off him instantly because that’s a rapist mindset.
  15. Originally posted by Kafka I'm watching Somebody on Netflix. It's about an aspie girl who falls in love with a serial killer. It reminds me of me and Mik. There's a scene where she lures some men to a site saying she wants to be gangbanged but then kills one of them. I acc thought about doing this with men on an escort site.

    What did she do with the other gangbangers?
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  16. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I wonder if pagan porn is a thing now… There is the great rite, a male and female have sex in the circle while everyone watches also naked, they’re invoking the god and goddess.

    isn't that just what your people call 'dogging'?
  17. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I remember as a 13yr old brat having a pagan spell book and trying to Astral Project. The directions say lay a white sheet out, put a pile of salt in each corner of the sheet, strip naked and then lay on the blanket ensuring your whole body was within the confines of the salt pillars…then clear your mind and think of a place you know.

    It then went on to say how easy it was and soon you'd find yourself at that location. All that happened is my mum walked in on me, yelped and said "wtf are you doing?!?!" and then shouted my dad to come see.

    Addendum

    I'd bought the book from a magazine advert and it was about 8 quid. I'd asked my brother to write me a check (back in those days that's how you ordered shit, fill out the advert and mail it in with the check).

    Anyway after the failure of the astral projection spell I asked my brother if it was too late to cancel the check and he said, "duh of course it is you have the book already...anyway why do you want to cancel it"...I told him because the spells in it didn't work...His laughter still haunts my dreams on the astral plane.
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..and the saveloy? what do you like to dip that in?

    What's saveloy
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka This guy said he was casting a love spell on me one time and I went off him instantly because that’s a rapist mindset.

    Did it work
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