Sh9uld I Sell northern Reno?

1. 2022-12-02 at 8:36 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A lot of homes here also don't have stairs, 1 level. It's either the closet or a bathtub with a mattress over you.

   
   yeah the bathtub with the mattress over you is probably the best bet.
2. 2022-12-02 at 8:36 PM UTC

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   slide22 African Astronaut
   I think you're supposed to grip the mattress really tight so if the tornado grabs hold of you, you use it as a sail and glide safely back to the ground.
   
   people who have survived (or not) have been picked up and thrown over a mile I'm told. imagine surviving that. that would be equivalent to the so-called Urban Myth a woman had surfed down 101 floors of the North Tower and was found alive. Apparently, there is a video of the building collapsing from the inside and found by the FDNY but was handed over to the feds and got lost.
   
   not sure if that's an urban myth but it was floating around for some time.
   
   the one thing that is true as far as the 9/11 thing goes is firefighters opened a closet door on one of the levels (like a maintenance closet) and a dead body fell out. no burns weren't crushed obviously because it happened before the buildings collapsed. just rolled out when the guy opened the door.
   
   makes you wonder if he witnessed something or just had a heart attack from the loud bang?
3. 2022-12-02 at 8:40 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I'm not putting some piss/shit/cum and vomit stained mattress over my body...
4. 2022-12-02 at 8:43 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Lord knows I've slept on worse than the current mattress I sleep on
5. 2022-12-02 at 8:44 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by slide22 I think you're supposed to grip the mattress really tight so if the tornado grabs hold of you, you use it as a sail and glide safely back to the ground.

   
   I've heard in a pinch several party ballons can be inflated and tied to the wrists & ankles of an individual and they can ride the tornado.
   
   Native Ameicans used to do it to follow buffalo herds.
6. 2022-12-02 at 9:40 PM UTC

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   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley I've heard in a pinch several party ballons can be inflated and tied to the wrists & ankles of an individual and they can ride the tornado.
   
   Native Ameicans used to do it to follow buffalo herds.

   
   Oh really. did the native americans use latex or rubber balloons?
7. 2022-12-02 at 9:48 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   They didn't, their records were all orally kept so it's one of their ancient lessons from The Great Creator that they take the stomachs of killed game and fill their stomach up with water colored with dyes and then removed.
   
   DUMBASS NIGGA what did they teach ur old ass in school?
   
   How are you 3 times older than me and don't know even twice as much? What do you do with your time, you lazy ass fat ass nigga????
8. 2022-12-06 at 6:35 PM UTC

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   jerryb African Astronaut
   Odds probably greater a nigger will kill Jiggaboo than a tornado.
9. 2022-12-06 at 6:40 PM UTC

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   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by jerryb Odds probably greater a nigger will kill Jiggaboo than a tornado.

   
   We say Nigga here, not the hard R
   
   are you a black man?
10. 2022-12-06 at 6:56 PM UTC

    #30
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by jerryb Odds probably greater a nigger will kill Jiggaboo than a tornado.

    
    Nigerian puuurrrrleease
11. 2022-12-06 at 7 PM UTC

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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Tornados are less predictable vs never relax.
    
    depends on his attention span
12. 2022-12-06 at 7:33 PM UTC

    #32
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

    Originally posted by Haxxor Hobo Hotel

    
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13. 2022-12-06 at 7:59 PM UTC

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    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by slide22 We say Nigga here, not the hard R
    
    are you a black man?

    
    I don't live there, I live here and we say niggeR. We're not passive aggressive fucks like Californians, we call em as we see them and I see niggers.
14. 2022-12-07 at 5:18 PM UTC

    #34
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    "Darkies" - As me old dad still likes to say.
15. 2022-12-07 at 7:25 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Ghost yes and buy boardwalk and the waterworks too

    
    This comment had me chuckling today thinking about it during exams
16. 2022-12-07 at 8:52 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Bradders you're too young to use the work "Chuckling"...better get a grip brah.
17. 2022-12-07 at 9:31 PM UTC

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    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jerryb I don't live there, I live here and we say niggeR. We're not passive aggressive fucks like Californians, we call em as we see them and I see niggers.

    
    Here is niggas'in space. not where I live
18. 2022-12-07 at 9:34 PM UTC

    #38
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Can you nigs stop noggin please.
19. 2022-12-07 at 10:19 PM UTC

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    slide22 African Astronaut
    And trust me, Growing up in California there was plenty of racism in some cities out here. more of it in LA then SF bay. but no one is impressed you're a redneck
    
    small mind thinking California is nothing but hippies and liberals
20. 2022-12-08 at 5:40 PM UTC

    #40
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

    Originally posted by slide22 And trust me, Growing up in California there was plenty of racism in some cities out here. more of it in LA then SF bay. but no one is impressed you're a redneck
    
    small mind thinking California is nothing but hippies and liberals

    
    Is Antioch based, or woke?